IKEA UPICK MAFIA [the end]

If what you think is true, Cure, what should we do?

The chair sighs fitfully and considers its options in a gloomy silence. Darkness seemed to flutter around it as it scanned its companions with an unseen ocular ability. with a thoughtful hum, it puffed up its cotton stuffing and nodded to itself.

"I believe that there is a high likelihood we were all given the same role, but with different win conditions. It is possible that Kiyoko was bluffing about being a vigilante but her win condition was to die within the first few phases, as per the kiyo curse." The chair sat thoughtful for a moment.

"To me, it seems that Lucas is more likely to be mafia as he has been the only person to state that no one is looking for him? at the very least, he is an outlier adn should not be counted." The chair memed softly, about sonics lucas.

Vote: high seraph

EXCUUUUUUUUUSE ME? SAID THE FUCKING OUTRAGED BLUE HEDGEHOG WITH THE COOL GLASSES AND THE SWEET KEYBOARD. THIS, AFTER I WENT THROUGH ALL THAT TROUBLE TO MAKE A FUCKING SIGN WARNING ASSHOLES ALL OVER THE WORLD NOT TO SIT THEIR SWEATY BUTTS ON YOUR STUPID LOOKING POLYESTER COVER. YOU KNOW WHAT?? HERE'S WHAT I'LL DO WITH THE FUCKING SIGN. I HOPE A SPECIALLY STINKY BUTT SITS ON TOP OF YOUR SORRY ASS.



NOW, I KNOW YOU'RE JUST A STUPID CHAIR THAT HASN'T BEEN DOING ANYTHING BUT SIT THERE COMPLETELY STILL AND CRYING. BUT I HAVE SAID MULTIPLE TIMES THAT I AM WAITING FOR SOMEONE. I HAVE CONSISTENTLY SAID LIKE A MILLION FUCKING TIMES THAT I'M RUNNING ALL OVER THE PLACE LOOKING FOR "SOMETHING". TO BE HONEST, I WOULDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING IF I "FIND" THAT PERSON BECAUSE. I ACTUALLY NEED TO BE "FOUND". I GUESS THIS IS CHINOMI'S IDEA OF A GOOD FUCKING CHALLENGE. WHATEVER, MY PARTNER IS PROBABLY FUCKING DEAD BY NOW AND S/HE CAN GO ROT IN HELL WITH FRANK, JIMMY, SALLY AND THE 1990 RED FUCKING PICKUP TRUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. BUT IN ANY CASE, THIS MEANS THAT, OUT OF ALL LIVING PLAYERS, ONLY CURE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FOUND BY ANYONE -- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? FUCKING NOTHING PROBABLY BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKED UP TBH I CAN'T. EVEN. DEAL.

VOTE: CURE TBH.

YOU CAN UNVOTE AND REPENT NOW, @ CHAIRFIA. ITS NO FUCKING USE TRYING TO KILL ME ANYWAY. AFTER ALL--

Spoiler:

RUDE TBH. SINCE I CAn'T VOTE THE HOST, UNVOTE, VOTE: HIGH SONIC. THIS IS PROBABLY A WASTE OF TIME, I'M STARTING TO DOUBT THERE'S ACTUALLY A MAFIA IN THIS GAME AT ALL. WERE YOU EVEN READING AT ALL? I LITERALLY JUST SAID I NEED TO BE FOUND BY SOMEONE, AND I WAS HINTING ALL GAME STARTING FROM N0 THAT I WAS WAITING TO BE FOUND BY MY PARTNER. ARE YOU GOING SO FAR THAT YOU HAVE LEFT YOUR EARS BEHIND IN THE APERTURE SCIENCE BASEMENT? WE'RE ALL WAITING TO BE FOUND. THE HOST IS PLAYING US FOR FOOLS. WE SHOULD BOYCOTT THIS GAME.

EDIT:

I WENT BACK AND REREAD MY POST AND APPARENTLY I MISWORDED MY PREVIOUS POST AND ACCIDENTALLY SAID I AND KIYO WERE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE, BUT I ACTUALLY MEANT BEING LOOKED FOR. I HAVE NO ABILITY OTHER THAN BEING VANILLA AND MAKING FUCKING SPACE REFERENCES. THAT WAS MY MISTAKE IN THE DISTRESS OF THE LYNCHING OF THE PICKUP TRUCK. IF I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE I WOULDN'T NEED TO SAY (IN MY VERY FIRST POST, MIND YOU) THAT I WAS SEARCHING FOR MY OTHER HALF. ALL ALONE AND AFRAID. I'D JUST FUCKING LOOK FOR THEM YOU GODDAMN BLUE CHINCHILLA. WE'RE ALL IN THIS BOAT TOGETHER. ANYWAY, I DOn'T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE YOU'RE REALLY RUDE TBH WE'RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF FURNITURE TRYYING TO GET BY IN THIS BLUE AND YELLOW HELL AND HERE YOU ARE BEING A BALL OF BLUE AND YELLOW ZIPPING AROUND OUR QUIET HALLS AT NIGHT. AHVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SOUND REGULATIONS? NO??????

FUCKING LOSERS

UNVOTE, VOTE: RASEI

I have a confession that I wouldn't usually make, but my role is miller and I'm mafia. If I followed what Cure said earlier, all of us are mafia or none of us. Since I'm mafia that cannot send in nks, then I think all of us are.

That could explain why everyone has some kind of win condition.

Cure, Lucas, what are your win conditions, exactly? And Rasei, what was yours and how did you achieve it?

speak in all CAPS during midnight phases and act mad.

I have no idea who my teammates are. No idea.

Rollover is gonna be a bit late due to wedding setup hell gomen

vote:Rasei to give ahigh Sonic a chance to get his winning condition


Edit: unvote:Rasei, vote: Sammy

........ So... How do we win? Are we going to have lynch one person at a time? Or do we just have get high Lucas winning condition?