IKEA UPICK MAFIA [the end]

CURE'S UNCLE'S RED 1990 DODGE DAKOTA CONVERTIBLE PICKUP TRUCK DIED AND KILLED A CARROT. (no lynch)

IT IS NOW N1. Please send in night actions!
I might get NAUTILUS-SENPAI to do tomorrow's rollover!

EDIT:: Nautilus-senpai will be handling tomorrow's rollover so please send all action PM's to her!

No that carrot was my friend~ HOW COULD YOU CURE'S UNCLE'S RED 1990 DODGE DAKOTA CONVERTIBLE PICKUP TRUCK? I'm just going go flat with my sadness. :(

*tries to steal Tiki's fruit but realize I dont have hands. starts crying alot*

For Sammiya ((fun fact, I worked as a telemarketer for a summer and picked up an incredible phone voice. here is a rusty sample and a shitty little song))

also, sleep well, fellow furniture, for what knows what horror lays ahead... the chair thought, as they stared into the yawning maw-- the inside of Ikea.

Rasei blushed a deep blue color, then whispered, "Ninfia you have a good voice."


EDIT: Makes me want to confess to you next Gaden game.

Chi and Ninfia have such pretty voices~!

But thank you so much Ninfia~ I like your voice a lot~

((winks gently at Rasei and Sammiya))

Me cago en la leche! I forgot to take my meds!
Me cago en la leche! I forgot to take my meds!
Me cago en la leche! I forgot to take my meds!

Sammiya wrote:Chi and Ninfia have such pretty voices~!

But thank you so much Ninfia~ I like your voice a lot~

OMG NO THAT'S MY SICK VOICE LOL

JESUS FUCK I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ACTUALLY TRASHED THE FUCKING TRUCK AND ENDED UP PASSIVELY CONTRIBUTING TO THE DEATH OF AN INNOCENT (ACCORDING TO CHINOMI ANYWAY) CARROT. WHILE WE'RE ON THIS SUBJECT, I'D LIKE TO ADD (REALLY FAST) THAT I WOULDN'T PARTICULARLY HATE A ROLLOVER WRITTEN BY A DRUNK FUCKING CHINOMI. JSYK. AT LEAST I HOPE CURE IS FUCKING SATISFIED THAT HER UNCLE'S RED 1990 DODGE DAKOTA CONVERTIBLE PICKUP TRUCK IS FUCKING TRASH NOW. I ALSO HOPE SHE CAN LIVE WITH HERSELF KNOWING THAT HER WISHES BROUGHT FORTH THE DEATH OF THE CARROT. GO PLAY WITH FRANK, SALLY AND CURE'S UNCLE'S RED 1990 DODGE DAKOTA CONVERTIBLE PICKUP IN HELL, CARROT, WE BARELY FUCKING KNEW YOU. AND I HOPE THIS WHOLE DAMN FURNITURE STORE IS HAPPY WITH THESE STUPID TIME-CONSUMING SHENANIGANS. I'M SO FUCKING PISSED I NEED AMBIENT MUSIC TO CALM ME DOWN.



OK. I'M FUCKING CALM NOW. 59 MINUTES OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG SOUNTRACK REMIXES MAKE ME PUMPED AND READY TO RUN!! ANYWAY, BACK TO BUSINESS. @ JUANYOKO. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING PLAYING WITH THE STORE'S PA SYSTEM? AND WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN SAY? FUCKING OBAMA AND HIS IMMIGRANT-FRIENDLY POLICY ARE GONNA SERIOUSLY FUCK UP THIS DAMN COUNTRY, I'M TELLING YOU. LISTENING TO THAT WAS LIKE BEING KICKED IN THE VITAL REGIONS (HEDGEHOGS HAVE THOSE TOO) AND WHAT'S EVEN WORSE IS THAT, DESPITE YOUR FUCKING RIDICULOUS LATINO HERITAGE, I SOMEHOW AGREED WITH THE SPANISH SOUNDS COMING FROM YOUR STUPID MOUTH, WHICH WAS LIKE BEING DOUBLY KICKED IN THE VITAL REGIONS THAT HEDGEHOGS HAVE. SO IF YOU ARE SAYING WHAT I THINK YOU ARE SAYING AND HAVE FOUND SOMETHING THAT IS WORTH FINDING, I SUGGEST YOU FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU'VE WASTED ENOUGH OF MY TIME. CHRIST.

ONE LAST REMARK I NEED TO MAKE BEFORE QUICKLY EXITING THIS FUCKING THREAD IS THAT THE SOUND OF ALL OF YOUR VOICES HAS GIVEN ME A FUCKING HEADACHE. PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP.