Episode 01: [Redeye Reprisal] (Day 1)
[Last time on Gakuen Mafia...]
Kiyoko: alca❤chan, light of my life, fire of my loins. my sin, my soul...
alcasync: *Blocks number*
Mr. Alice: /dreams of a lovely home-ec goddess
Kiyoko: Hey cutie I've already set my sights on someone else but I have unlimited texting and if you want 500 emails too, blaire, there is plenty of me to go around
Cure: wow talk about desperate
Luxaria: tbh
Ninfia: tbh
Mr. Gerbear: SCHOOL PAPER TEAM ASSEMBLE
piplups: Let not floccinaucinihilipilification corrupt our honorificabilitudinitatibus in investigations, but be abstentious with actions, lest we become as the ephemeral Parastratiosphecomyia Stratiosphecomyoides, forsaken by the quintessence of apotheosis in its ascendency!!
drandahl: You still have time, my Slice Mage! Don't fret!
ezzelin: ...blush? Impossible. I cannot be affected by such unscientifical phenomena. I must get this strange redness investigated immediately...
[What appears to be a makeshift nurse's office. A shadowy figure is sitting in a chair, while another is laying down on a bed]
mysterious voice 1: Stop denying the inevitable. You and I both know that you cannot push yourself like this. I will take over tomorrow.
mysterious voice 2: ... It's fine. I'll be back up soon. It was nothing.
mysterious voice 1: I found you collapsed in the hallway. The time's over for playing the hero. You need to take care of yourself. This is the
fifth time this month.
mysterious voice 2: No... I can keep trying. Just let me do this. I just need to rest a little.
mysterious voice 1: Your stubbornness will be your downfall, I swear... I don't know what's wrong with you, but I do know that you need to learn when to step aside. The more you exert yourself, the more likely you'll injure yourself. And we still don't know why you're so weak now...
mysterious voice 1: Is that a sacrifice you're willing to make?
mysterious voice 2: ... I know you won't believe me.
mysterious voice 2: But I do. And I will.
mysterious voice 2: Feel free to stop me if you like, but...
mysterious voice 2: I will not stop without a fight.
[A darkened school hallway. 6 figures have formed a small crowd near a door.]
mysterious voice 1: The time for the first phase of our plan is ready.
mysterious voice 2: Have we got everything we need?
mysterious voice 3: Yes. I've got all the supplies in this locker. No one will suspect a thing. Just... huh?
mysterious voice 2: What?
mysterious voice 3: Where is everyone else?
[the sound of Mysterious Voices 4, 5, and 6 can be heard in the background, along with the jingle of a mobile game.]
mysterious voice 5: Yes, I got that Ultra Rare! Kousaka Chinoka, you are mine!
mysterious voice 3: Hey! Less games, more rebellion plotting, here!
mysterious voice 4: We're not just all slacking off, you know... I brought the bait.
[An even weaker whimper and the jangling of chains can be heard in the background.]
THE GAKUEN INQUIRER
Your School's Completely Unbiased News Source
MELTDOWN AT BUTTER CAFÉ
Catastrophe struck tonight at popular hang-out spot Butter Café when
the store manager was seen shouting at a small crowd of students
who had gathered around the store's malfunctioning sign.
"STOP LAUGHING, IT'S NOT BUTT CAFÉ. IT'S BUTTER CAFÉ,"
the manager was reportedly screaming. "STOP TAKING PHOTOS!!"
Meanwhile, employees kept the café business-as-usual, ignoring their
irate boss. The Gakuen Inquirer attempted to interview one of the
employees but, unfortunately, none of them had any comment as they
were merely sticks of butter dressed in fancy suits.
Cur3 has been jailed!
Kotakia has been stunned!
chinomi has been sent to detention! They were
town. They were part of the
Archery Club.
Rasei has been sent to detention! They were
town. They were part of the
Cooking and Molecular Gastronomy Club.
The ratio is 15T:6M:1N.
Day 1 has begun. Day 1 will end on January 20th, 2016, at 12:00PM EST. Please vote for whom you would like to lynch.
Give me two seconds to chalk up results for everyone who may or may not receive results.