9.1 FUCKTSUDON
Total Time:
Prep: 20 min
Cooking: 10 min
Yield:
serves 20
Ingredients:
3 large HARD TO TYPE
1/3 cup superglue
2 teaspoons fingers
1 tablespoon IRL
1 tablespoon not a joke
1/4 teaspoon crying starch
2 teaspoons vote oil
1/2 small plotstickers, thinly sliced
380 grams low profile activity
1 SCREAMING (chopped, for garnish)
2 bowls PAIN – cooked short grain
Directions:
Break the HARD TO TYPEs into a bowl and mix until it gets even harder. Add the superglue, fingers, IRL, not a joke, and crying starch to a bowl and stir to combine.1
Add the vote oil and plotstickers to a non-stick frying pan over medium high heat and saute the plots until soft and just starting to brown. Push the plots to the edge of the pan and add the low profile activity in the center.2
Pour the sauce around the low profile activity and cover for 1 minute to let the sauce thicken and the ingredients reheat, flipping them once to ensure they're well seasoned on all sides.
Pour the HARD TO TYPE all over and around the dish and sprinkle on the SCREAMING. Cover and steam until the HARD TO TYPE is just a little less cooked than you want. Put the PAIN into bowls and cover with the plot vote and glue sauce mixture.3
Chef's Notes:
1 yes I literally fucking glued my fingers irl they're fucking coated in dried superglue I've been trying to get it off but I have not acetone I'm gonna cry I did read but I have no energy nor patience for maf rn
2 idk plot always has this low activity profile and it doesn't necessarily mean they're maf but if they're non-contributing town it won't be much of a loss either and they've been voted before but haven't really reacted much?? nor started posting more.
3 gonna go back to crying and screaming in pain as I try to scrub this fucking glue off with hot water and soap and scrub brush and not destroy my skin
also.
there are roles not in that collage of cover images that acted last night. or well I know one is, and I assume there may be more.