Goddammit, Healing Spell! You're lucky I don't vote you for this "Nickelback" shit! Anyway, this is the best idea I've got--at least for right now, I have neither the time nor the mental wherewithal to give the whole thread a detailed read-over, so... vote: TARDISbender!
Addressing forum ninjas, Healing Spell in particular, I thought about how lynching nobody would put us in the same situation as a mislynch on Corrupted Exercise Toy, but I feel like a mislynch would have at least given us some more information? I'd still be okay with a no-lynch outcome but I think this is overall more productive!