Tote Valley Tales: Forget-Me-Not Festival | THE END | Town Win!

Kiyoko wrote:

GREETINGS FUTURE DEVOTEES OF THE ALMIGHTY GRANDMATRIARCH I MOVED HERE FROM ANOTHER CITY, FAR FAR AWAY FROM HERE A FEW MONTHS AGO, AND I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO DESIRE TO MEET ANY OF YOU. I DOUBT MANY OF YOU HAVE SEEN ME BEFORE BECAUSE I PREFER THE PRESENCE OF FLESHY HELL CREATURES TO YOU LOT. I WILL DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HELP ANYONE. I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO SUFFER AND BOW DOWN TO THE GLORY THAT IS BAKED GOODS. COOKIES FOR THE COOKIE THRONE. BLOOD FOR THE GRANDMATRIARCH. SCREW YOU, WORMS ARE FANTASTIC. IF I HAD A PASSION, I'D HAVE TO SAY THAT I VERY MUCH ENJOY HEATING SUGAR, EGGS, BUTTER, FLOUR, ETC. ETC. IN THE FLAMES OF HELL. THE ONLY TIME YOU WILL SEE ME OUTSIDE OF MY FLESHY HELLBEAST LAIR IS WHEN I GO TO THE GROCERY STORE TO FETCH NEW SUPPLIES. THE ONLY THING I BAKE IS COOKIES, BECAUSE COOKIES ARE MANY AND WHOLESOME AND CONSUME THE SENSES AND MIND. I HAVE MY MINIONS KNEED THE DOUGH EVERY DAY AND POUR ALL OF MY WRATH AND VENGEANCE INTO EVERY LAST COOKIE I MAKE. I WILL NOT SHARE ANY OF MY BAKED GOODS WITH ANYONE. ALL HAIL THE GRANDMATRIARCH.

( In hindsight this is very difficult to read. I will tone it down for actual specposts. )

?! W-who are you?

Kiyoko wrote:

I AM WHAT YOU COULD HAVE BEEN IF YOU HAD CHOSEN THE CORRECT PATH THE PATH TO TRUE COOKIE DOMINATION JOIN ME WE PLAY BINGO ON WEDNESDAYS

W-what path? Cookie domination? I... I don't know what you're talking about, but... C-could you please put your knife down? It's kind of scary. I know sometimes you can use a knife to cut out really cute shapes, but I prefer to use cookie cutters instead! ♥ I have a really cute one of a cat we can share! It's... a little banged up, but usable. Could we play connect four instead? There was a bingo centre in my hometown, and it kind of creeped me out a little...

nautilus wrote:
I prefer to use cookie cutters instead! ♥ I have a really cute one of a cat we can share!

NO NEED I HAVE THE SAME CAT

Rasei wrote:Here is a cookie, Kiyoko-chan. *Rasei holds out a lump made of both burnt and raw dough* I like bingo, my grandpa was a champion of it. May I play?

ALL ARE WELCOME IN THE BINGO HALLS OF THE GRANDMATRIARCH