i can has NIGHT FOUR?

Actually, I wonder...in case the game ends real soon, Rasei, is there anything we can do to help with your win condition?

Idk if Rasei's win condition is the same as mine but basically let her quirk you

This fills me with glee

Can we review what we have against Aeiou again? I don't think her quirk's action is actually grounds enough, because it occurs to me that it is basically half a stun... and stun can be either side...

Vote: No Lynch btw

Because blocking quirks being sent out helps mafia infinitely more than town. It's kind of objectively the most pro-mafia ability in the entire game. Does it make sense now?

Wouldn't it be better to vote Dran, since you are positive he is mafia?

For my win, I need just two more people in my harem. Katagi would you like to join?

I was working on this before I was informed I had to. But I am slow. I gave up making all of this fit perfectly. Also, docked points for inserting lyrics in an existing song. MIGHT MAKE AN ORIGINAL TOO BUT OH WELL, SINCE PEOPLE WANT LUX RAPPING:

May I have your scum reads please?
May I have your scum reads please?
Will the real long posters please sign up?
I repeat, will the real long posters please sign up?
We're gonna have a problem here...

Y'all act like you never seen a town player before,
Jaws all on the floor like Kiyo and Mitsu just burst in the door
And started whooping maf ass worse than before
They're always the first night kills,
Get told so right in the rollover (Ah!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
She didn't just scumread who I think she did, did she?"
And alcasync said... nothing, you idiots!
Alcasync's dead, she got stunned in the night phase!
Mafia players love Luxaria
"This loud poster, I'm so sick of her
Look at her, flailing around posting her you-know-what
Scumreading the you-know-who." "Yeah but she's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple theories up in my head wrong
But no worse than what's going on in lulu's mind too
Sometimes I wanna get in the thread and get rude, but I'm dead
But it's cool for Blaire to post about all her food
"My post is on your screen, my post is on your screen"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little quote
And that's the advice that we deliver with every post
And expect everyone to know what the hell is up with all the self-votes
Of course they gonna know what forum memes are
By the time they hit the third thread
They got Lucas and Tiki runnin' 'round, don't they?
"We ain't nothing but posters..." Well, some of us is boasters
Who go around talking about all of our role quirks
But if we can post dead vintage memes and thread search
Then there's no reason that the host can't tell us how the roles work
But if you see what I see, here's a simple perk:
Town vote 'stead of lurk, bold those posts and it goes

'Cause I'm a long poster, yes I'm the long poster
All you other long posters are just foregone lurkers
So won't the real long posters please sign up,
Please sign up? Please sign up?

'Cause I'm a long poster, yes I'm the long poster
All you other long posters are just foregone lurkers
So won't the real long posters please sign up,
Please sign up? Please sign up?

Kiyoko don't gotta post theories in her reads to lynch maf,
Well I do, so fuck her, and fuck you too! (I actually love her, I hated typing this line, but it sounded better with it oh my god I'M SORRY)
You think I give a damn about being night killed?
Half you players don't even read me, let alone target me
"But Lux, what if you die, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just sigh and post about your results?
So you can talk about how it's all my fault?
Yo shit, someone better revive me
So I can post again all about my scumreads and how they're worst
And hear y'all argue over which player night killed me first
Short posters, put me in full caps this phase
"Yeah, she's cute, but I think her head's stuck in a maze!"
I should page top with every posting craze
And show the whole thread how to post for days
I'm sick of you short posters and lurkers, all you do is skip me
So I have been revived here to lynch you
And there's a dozen of us just like me
Who post like me; who just don't hit send like me
Who ramble like me; rant, pant, and scream like me
It might just be the longest thing but not quite me!

'Cause I'm a long poster, yes I'm the long poster
All the other long posters are just foregone lurkers
So won't the real long posters please sign up,
Please sign up? Please sign up?

'Cause I'm a long poster, yes I'm the long poster
All you other long posters are just foregone lurkers
So won't the real long posters please sign up,
Please sign up? Please sign up?

O _O;;;


rasei go for it

Jesus Christ

Dreams DO come true!
(And great job, Luxxie!)

LUX THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL!

I would be more comfortable lynching Dran this round than Aeiou, tbh.

As I said, I realize quirkblock is only like a stun. But we do have one more mislynch (unless Katagi vig shots one of us), so I guess we can afford the risk?