IKEA UPICK MAFIA [the end]

So, one hour earlier than the current time? Just to be clear because im shit at time zones. /nervously holds my timezone converters and considers forcing everyone I know to move into EST

May I ask a quick question: What is the ratio for the game?

chinomi wrote:
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*children cry*

*shoujos scream*

*bishounens shed tears*

Oh never mind.... *hides*

hey no problem man. I just remember eyezooming in on that! and being shocked! : ) <- das me screaming inside

OH BOY I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS GAME. I'D BE MORE EXCITED IF IT TOOK PLACE IN SPACE, BECAUSE I SURE WANT TO GO TO SPACE, BUT THIS WILL HAVE TO DO.

Ninfia wrote:So, one hour earlier than the current time? Just to be clear because im shit at time zones. /nervously holds my timezone converters and considers forcing everyone I know to move into EST

Yep, you got it!

I, mostly, just wish people would stop seating themselves upon me. in space or otherwise, if I'm being honest. a single, beautiful tear seeps out of my upholstery and slides down, glistening in the low florescent lighting.

ALSO HELLO TWILIGHT PHASE LETS DO THIS.

This is going to be tons of fun~

But what's worse is when little kids get their hands around you and then drop you. It's never fun to hit the ground when their butterfingers slip on your neck and you go sliding off and then wind up rolling into things.

WOOT! LET GO TEAM! LETS GO! THROUGH IT'S NOT D1 YET, I VOTE: KIYOKO.





I'M JOKING!

GOD, I SURE ENVY FRANK AND JIMMY. WHAT GOOD FRIENDS. SUCH CLOSE COMPANIONS. BROTHERS IN SHELVING UNITS. BORN OF THE SAME TREE AND THE SAME HOME FUNISHING STORE. AND YET HERE AM I, DESTINED TO FLOAT HERE IN A SPACE THAT IS NOT THE SPACE I CRAVE. A SPACE MUCH TOO SMALL AND UNSPACEOUS THAN THE REAL SPACE OF SPACE. THE BENDABLE CLIP ON DESK LAMP BELOW ME GIVES ME A STARE AS I CRY FLORESCENT TEARS AS I LAMENT THE SPACELESS NIGHT THAT CANNOT EVEN BE WARMED IN A HOMELY GREEN GLOW

WHAT A LIFE. A MISERABLE LIFE. I MUST WITHDRAW INTO MYSELF

Also... please mafia don't kill off Kiyoko in n0


Edit: Night!

THE GAME BEGINS. BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY? ANSWER FAST. FAST. NO, FUCKER, I'M TELLING YOU TO ANSWER "FAST". FAST IS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN PLAY THIS GAME. QUICK, DON'T BLINK. DON'T WASTE TIME. JUST RUN. RUN. RUN. KEEP RUNNING. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN? FUCK YOU, JIMMY, JUST HOLD THE FUCKING (->) BUTTON. NO YOU DON'T NEED TO PRESS ANYTHING ELSE. RUNNING IS YOUR DEFAULT SPEED. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT ISN'T JUST FUCKING DO IT, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WE ARE LOSING TIME. PRECIOUS TIME. THAT YOU COULD USE TO FIND THE FUCKING MAFIA IF YOU JUST. RAN. FASTER! OH MY GOD WE ARE SO SCREWED AND IT'S ALL JIMMY'S FAULT I PROPOSE WE LYNCH JIMMY BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING DEADWEIGHT ANYWAY.

AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE BACKGROUND MUSIC FOR THIS GAME. IT FUCKING SUCKS BUT DON'T QUIT THE GAME BECAUSE OF IT. JUST HEAR THE NOISES. STOP COMPLAINING TOO YOU'RE WASTING MINE AND EVERYONE ELSE'S TIME. DO YOU THINK I FUCKING LIKE THIS KIND OF MUSIC? NO I DON'T. NOBODY DOES. WHO THE HELL EVEN FUCKING CARES ABOUT MUSIC IN A VIDEO GAME. JUST KEEP RUNNING UNTIL YOU FIND A MAFIA OR I'M LYNCHING YOU NEXT PHASE. KEEP HOLDING THE (->) BUTTON!