IKEA UPICK MAFIA [the end]

Congrats on the win conditions!

That makes it so five people have gotten their conditions! High Seraph and Cure are next, presuming they have any.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING.

I HAVE A WIN CONDITION

I think it's a dishwasher but I am not absolutely certain.

Chairfia, do you have a trait that makes you look for someone? If not, then is that why you are lonely?

"I can't look for anyone," The chair whispered, mourning the loss the town had sustained, "But I know someone needs to find me."

EVERYONE HAS A GODDAMNED DEATH WIN CONDITION. LET'S ALL FUCKING DIE!!!!

(PS I DON'T HAVE A DEATH WIN CONDITION BECAUSE I'M NOT LIKE YOU LOSERS. I HAVE ONE I JUST DON'T NEED TO DIE LIKE A FUCKING LOSER)

My winning condition wasn't dying. Also can people post lists on who they wouldn't vote for? I willnt for for Sammy, or Cure at this point. I'm 90% sure they are town.

@ RASEI



HOW ARE YOU EVEN 1% SURE THEY ARE TOWN. THEY'VE BEEN FUCKING USELESS SO FAR. WHAT THE ACTUAL HELLA @ RASEI. YOU'RE IMPLYING THAT EITHER MY COOL AND AWESOME BLURRED BLUE SELF OR THE FUCKING CHAIR THAT WON'T STOP CRYING IN THE CORNER BECAUSE YOUR ACCUSATION WAS JUST SO FUCKING RUTHLESS THAT SHE GOT REALLY SCARED AND EVEN MORE FUCKING USELESS THAN SHE ALREADY WAS TO BEGIN WITH--- ANYWAY. YOU'RE IMPLYING THAT EITHER THE CHAIR OR MYSELF ARE MAFIA. AND THAT'S IF YOU'RE NOT IMPLYING THAT BOTH OF US ARE MAFIA!! THAT'S A STUPID ACCUSATION CONSIDERING WHAT WE KNOW (NOTHING). I CAN'T ACTUALLY SPEAK FOR THE CHAIR, AND I DON'T NEED TO SINCE IT CLEARLY HAS A WAY TO COMMUNICATE ITS THOUGHTS, EVEN THOUGH IT'S A VERY MYSTERIOUS WAY THAT NONE OF US CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND (BUT JUST ADD THAT TO THE PILE OF SHIT THAT WE DON'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT THIS GAME. WHATEVER).

WE NEVER EVEN GOT TO SPECULATING ABOUT THE STUPID RATIO. WE HAD 6 FUCKING LOSERS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME + ONE COOL PLAYER (MYSELF). I THINK IT WOULD MAKE THE MOST SENSE IF THE RATIO WAS DIVIDED AS 5 TOWN + 2 MAFIA. WE KILLED NO MAFIAS SO FAR (MILLER SHENANIGANS NOTWITHSTANDING BECAUSE WHY NOT GO WITH FUCKING OCCAM'S RAZOR ANYWAY). SO THE RATIO WOULD BE AT 3:2 RIGHT NOW. WELL, FUCK. IF THERE'S A NIGHT KILL (THERE PROBABLY WON'T BE BECAUSE THE MAFIA IS COMPOSED OF FUCKING MORONIC LOSERS WHO CAN'T EVEN KILL FURNITURE) THEN WE'LL BE AT 2:2 WHICH IS... A TOWN LOSS? HECK.



THE RATIO MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN 5:2 THOUGH. WHATEVER. I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. I DON'T FUCKING CARE AT THIS POINT BECAUSE I'VE RAN THROUGH THIS ENTIRE FUCKING STORE LIKE TEN THOUSAND TIMES AND STILL I DIDN'T FIND WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR. I'M CONVINCED WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR ISN'T EVEN HERE SO WHO CARES. I'M GONNA PUT SOME MUSIC ON. IT REFLECTS MY MOOD ABOUT THE CONJUNCTURE WE FIND OURSELVES IN IN THIS GAME ATM.

I'M LATE!!! UNO MOMENTO FOR ROLLOVER!

What the duck happened?

Alas, poor Jimmy.

BUT. Now the question lies in whom to vote for.

Is it... Is everyone waiting for someone, but who is looking? WHO IS LOOKING FOR THERE PARTNER?

EDIT: WHAT IS EVERYONE ROLES? DO WE HAVE A DOCTOR? DO WE HAVE A DETECTIVE?

If High Seraph is right that mafia was at 5-2 then we have to find one of the members of mafia today... because it would be 3-2. YET THERE WAS NO NIGHT KILL! WHY?

ALSO HAS ANYONE FOUND THEIR PARTNER? WE ARE ON DAY 4, AND SEVERAL OF US SAID WE ARE WAITING FOR SOMEONE... MY PARTNER CAN ONLY FIND ME DURING TWILIGHT PHASES