Animal Crossing MAFIA [TOWN WIN]

WAIT BLAIRE IF U WANNA PLAY I'LL BE AN ALT

Nah, it's ok! You go play! I will stalk.

Mr. Alice wrote:I'll switch to alt!

adawg wrote:WAIT BLAIRE IF U WANNA PLAY I'LL BE AN ALT

FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!

WHO WILL BE IN THE GAME?

WHO WILL WIN THE TITLE OF ALT?

TUNE IN NEXT TIME!

One ninja post later...

Mr. Alice wrote:Nah, it's ok! You go play! I will stalk.

WAY TO RUIN THE TENSION, BLAIRE

Ok we've got 11 players atm, with Blaire as an alt!

I'd like to apologize for not being able to accommodate everyone... I actually thought everyone would be too busy to play Round 8, so I wrote the final game with a "this should be a small game, this sould be a small game, this should be a small game" mantra playing in the background through the entire game-building process. Initially, I was going to say in this post that I would add more roles to the game so that everyone could play, but I honestly don't want to mess with the balance I have rn, which I think is fairly good (as I said in the submission post, both mafia and town have a 50% chance of winning the game, according to a balancing method I found online lmao).

tl;dr I hate not being able to let everyone in the game, s-sorry :(

Anyway, I hereby declare that sign ups are closed! If you'd like to sign up as an alt, you may still do so! (You can also fill up the form in order to do a shameless plug of your ACNL town and FC if you're into that??? Let's all become ACNL friends it will be fun)

Also @chinomi u must complete the application form ok or i will evict u. On that note, thanks for completing the applications, everyone, they're were hilarious omfg.

I will roll alignments/roles and send PMs tomorrow when I get home (around 1pm UTC-3), and then N0 rollover will either happen immediately afterwards (in which case N0 will be an extended phase that will end on midnight the following day) or at midnight UTC-3 as regularly scheduled. It depends on my level of excitement, really lmfao.

Last night Blaire helped me advance the weeding cause of my town. But I am not yet there.

Do you have a town that is overwhelmed with weeds? Do you feel trapped, unable to escape? Do you need the help of a certified^TM weed specialist?

I might be able to help.

Basically: if you haven't played ACNL in months and your town is swarming with weeds, let me know. I will weed for you.

SCREAMS I DONT WANNA BE EVICTED I WILL COMPLETE IT TONIGHT

i read roleclaiming as roleplaying and i was like excuse u why cant i rp my mayor she is a psychopathic capitalist and everyone shoudl vote her for preisdent

im very sick right now everyone im sorry

Not joining as a player, but excited to spectate (silently, after this post)!

I CAN'T FIND MY 3DS CHARGER I'M CRYING THESE ARE REAL TEARS MAN OH MY GOD i haven't used my 3DS since i moved............ it's a good thing i can't afford yokai watch coming out on friday

I MEAN HELLO NEIGHBOURS

Since I am probably dying N0 I would like to announce that the plan has already been set in motion.

It is too late to stop it.

As we speak, my people are purchasing all of the properties in the area. Half of your homes (the better half) will be remodeled and put up on airbnb for six times the going market rate per night. The other half will be demolished to make room for a new parking complex and department store full of items that you will no longer be able to afford.

In five years, you will be priced out of your own neighborhood. The repossession agents will come first for your car, and then your house. Your children will gaze up at you with hurt, confused eyes and ask why the strange people are coming to take away everything you own and love. You will not have an answer.

You will have nothing.

This'll be fun~

T-though, I'd rather not have my house be repossessed. That would be very, very saddening.