Animal Mouthteeth Mafia [MAFIA WIN]

Mr. Alice wrote:high seraph
nautilus
Rasei
Sammiya
Tiki the Troll
Ninfia
Aistaraina
Luxaria

1. Every sentence must begin and end with a single quotation mark to represent your lil eartips. ex: ‘This is how it should look.’ ‘For every single sentence.’
   
2. Every post must contain an emoticon with at least two non-adjacent single quotation marks. ex: ‘ n ‘  ‘ u ‘  ‘ ^ ‘  ‘; v ;’
   

1. You must have two spaces between each word, as opposed to the standard one. ex: Here  is  what  a  sentence  would  look  like.
   
2. When starting a new line/paragraph, you must have two lines of spaces between each line/paragraph.
   
3. You are a calm cow. You are not allowed to use exclamation points (!) in any of your posts.
   

1. During Day Phases, your text must be written in grey.
   
2. During Night Phases, your text must be written black.
   
3. Replace curse words with the word “HONK”, or some variant of the word “flipper”. ex: What the flip are you on. Are you out of your flippin mind?
   

1. Each post you make can only consist of one sentence. This doesn’t mean that your posts need to be short, it just means that every post should essentially be a long, run-on sentence. You are only allowed one ending punctuation mark per post. Commas are not allowed.
   
2. At the beginning of every Day Phase, pick a color, any color. For the remainder of that same Day Phase as well the subsequent Night Phase, one word in every post you make must be in that color.
   

1. All text must be size 8, bolded, and in all caps. ex: MY TEETH ARE SMOL BUT STRONG
   
2. All text must be written in black.
   

1. Every post you make must be prefaced with the scrolling phrase “Hello, friend.” or some variant thereof. ex: Hello friend. Other scroll commands you may use are [“updown”]Hello, friends.[/”updown] and [“scroll”][“updown”]Hello friend[“/scroll”][“/updown”]
   
2. You must compliment someone, or say something positive/supportive in general in every post.
   
3. You are not allowed to use exclamation points (!) in any posts.
   

1. as you type, yoUR LETTERS GET INCREASINGLY BIGGER! this must be done witH EVERY INDIVIDUAL SENTENCE. it all starts out lowercASE BUT TURNS INTO ALL UPPERCASE.
   
2. You are extinct, so please type italicize your posts.
   

1. You have no eyes, so you are not allowed to use the letter “i”.
   
2. You also look like you’re yelling, so all text must be in ALL CAPS. ex: MGHT SORRY NAUTLUS. THS QURK MGHT BE A LTTLE HARD TO KEEP N MND.
   

1. You must replace the letter “a” and “A” with the “@” sign.
   
2. Every sentence must be surrounded by a (parenthesis). ex: (Where @re you?) (@lright, then.)