Roles from a Santa Hat [TOWN WIN]

The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.

3/100

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

4/100

When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.

5/100

banana

A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.

6/100

im not gonna pretend that i understand this pun tbh. marshall ericksen?? dove? idfk

7/100

I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.

8/100

When I opened the first snow-pea pod, one fell out and rolled under the fridge. One might say it was an escapea.

9/100

When making butter there is little margarine for error.

10/100

Um.

11/100

almost there

Her company distributes gift boxed cashews and she has a delivery guy that drives her nuts.

12/100

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

13/100

My wife uses a kitchen implement to shred garlic and parmesan cheese, which I hate. It really is the grater of two evils.

14/100

I went to a buffet dinner with my neighbor, who is a taxidermist. After such a big meal, I was stuffed.

wow this one really sucks

15/100

Did you hear the one about the woman who threw her toaster away because it kept burning the bread? She was black toast intolerant.

wow its getting worse

16/100