Ok so first let me try and defend myself about what I think are some of the main reasons people are voting for me.
THE DRANDAHL THING--I think this is the main thing actually? But as I've been saying for a REALLY DARN LONG TIME NOW, I feel entirely justified in thinking he was mafia, because of how he's been on me the last two times he's been mafia. And then he decides to vote for me out of the blue again?? Even if it's a random vote, voting for me AGAIN, though he claimed it was an activity vote?? There were like at least two other people he could have activity voted for! And of them was Tiki!! Who is confirmed mafia!! Dude come on!!
And then the scummy-ass last minute vote thing? Seriously who the fuck does that except mafia. And I've said it before and I'll say it again--he's either mafia, or a really shitty town, and I don't want to believe that he's a shitty town! I think he'd be a good town when he is actually town!! anD DON'T YOU DARE PULL NO CHILDREN OF THE CORN SHIT ON ME, LUCAS, DO N O T
OK LUCAS MADE ME LOSE MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN ADDRESS FOR YOU
YOU WANNA GO, MAN
YOU WANNA GO????!??
I EAT CHILDREN FOR BREAKFAST AND I'M COMPLETELY OK GETTING LYNCHED TODAY BECAUSE I KNOW I'M TOWN SO HOPEFULLY THAT'S HELPFUL FOR ALL OF YOU, AND ALSO THEY LET YOU EAT EVEN MORE CHILDREN IN HELL
I DON'T HOW MUCH MORE CONVINCING I CAN GET, MISTER CORN KILLER DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS FOR ME ok now i'm just getting excited about eating children haha lol