Literary UPICK || Town Edition

??.1 Cluck Cluck Štruklji

Total Time:
Prep: o boy I've been dead for a while
Cooking: you will never know

Yield:
eat up townies, eat up and die

Ingredients:
200g CLUCK CLUCK
0.1 L MOTHERFUCKERS
1 whole IT'S
a pinch of ME
2 tablespoons !!! oil
500g constellations
1 cup miracle cream
100g message, melted

Directions:
Combine CLUCK CLUCK, MOTHERFUCKERS, IT'S, and ME in a bowl and knead until you have a ball of soft dough. Spread the !!! oil over it evenly and leave it to rest for at least an hour.

Spread the dough carefully, stretching it as thinly as possible. It should be just barely see-through.

In a separate bowl, combine the constellations and miracle cream. Add !!! to taste. Spread evenly over the stretched dough, and roll it into a long roll. Cut it into four equal pieces, and squeeze the ends of each shut firmly.¹

Prepare four sheets of aluminum foil and spread the melted message over them. Wrap each štrukelj in the foil, and place in a pot of boiling water to cook for about 15 minutes.

Serve with ghost haunting.

¹Chef's Notes:
The constellations have aligned and allowed for a miracle to occur. Said miracle has allowed me to send you all this message. Because even though I'm disappointed in all of you for lynching the friendly neighbourhood chef, I'm a nice chef so I prepared you all a tasty meal.
Despite the fact that you guys stole our dinner. I wanted to make snek stew. But snek got spirited away off my cutting board.
And no one ate dinner that night.

I am mildly scared and also kind of impressed because this is cool and I feel bad that I am your only audience.

OK, this quiz will definitely tell you if you’re mafia or not. You should all do it!

Do you prefer fruits or vegetables?

1. FRUIT!!! I AM ALL ABOUT FRUIT!!1
   
2. I could eat salad all day everyday. :)
   
3. Do potatoes count as vegetables?
   
4. Or
   

What do you do about food?

1. I cook!
   
2. I purchase my food.
   
3. Does grabbing the first thing out of the fridge count as cooking?
   
4. What’s food? I eat people.
   

Do you like animals?

1. Animals are awesome!
   
2. Animals are my enemy…………
   
3. ANIMALS ARE AWESOME
   
4. You spelled anime wrong.
   

How would your friends describe you?

1. Annoying
   
2. Funny
   
3. Logical
   
4. Kawaii
   

What’s your favorite game?

1. Fire Emblem
   
2. Fire Emblem
   
3. Fire Emblem
   
4. I’LL SET YOU ON FIRE.
   

What’s your posting style?

1. Too Lux; Didn’t Read
   
2. Succinct but comprehensive
   
3. SORRY HOSRS I PROMISE I’LL POST
   
4. (੭ ◕㉨◕)੭ =͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞三❆)’дº);,’:=͟͟͞͞
   

FINALLY I CAN PROVE THAT I'M TOWN BY ANSWERING THIS TOTALLY UNSUSPICIOUS QUESTIONNAIRE

1. POTATO
2. I COOK
3. ANIMALS ARE AWESOME
4. KAWAII
5. FIRE EMBLEM (option 2)
6. SORRY HOSRS

SAMMIE YOU'RE HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN. GO AWAY. SHOO.

vote: Sammiya

is quiz the new meme

because i'm okay with quiz being the new meme

1) FRIUT OBV
2) inhale it
3) anime was a mistake, animal was not
4) >having friends
5) 手強いシュミレーション～♫
6) i like emojis so that one

Eh.

Do you prefer fruits or vegetables?

2. I could eat salad all day everyday. :)

What do you do about food?

3. Does grabbing the first thing out of the fridge count as cooking?

Do you like animals?

1. Animals are awesome!

How would your friends describe you?

1. Annoying

What’s your favorite game?

#. I have never played Fire Emblem, and I also do not condone violence.

What’s your posting style?

Triggered.

Eleennnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii plz take the quiz.

Plz.

O^O

I feel like this is mafia's last wind before Sammiya gets voted out and the game is over. Was mafia:

Sammiya, chinomi, ezzelin, Ardonye, plotstickers, Mitsu?

Do you prefer fruits or vegetables?

• Or
  

What do you do about food?

• What’s food? I eat people.
  

Do you like animals?

• You spelled anime wrong.
  

How would your friends describe you?

• Kawaii
  

What’s your favorite game?

• Fire Emblem
  
• Fire Emblem
  
• Fire Emblem
  

What’s your posting style?

• Too Lux; Didn’t Read
  

HIT ME

i wanna be cool and alive and answer quizzes too!!!!!

1) FRUIT!!! I AM ALL ABOUT FRUIT!!1
2) Does grabbing the first thing out of the fridge count as cooking?
3) ANIMALS ARE AWESOME
4) Logical
5) I’LL SET YOU ON FIRE.
6) (੭ ◕㉨◕)੭ =͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞三❆)’дº);,’:=͟͟͞͞

!!!!!!!!

my post got eaten and i'm really upset but i want... to do... quiz... too ... ;_;

1) salad
2) i cook
3) anime
4) kawaii
5) fire emblem
6) (੭ ◕㉨◕)੭ =͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞三❆)’дº);,’:=͟͟͞͞ or Too Lux; Didn't Read

k some of these questions were really hard but I think I did my best with the options given

Do you prefer fruits or vegetables?

Or

What do you do about food?

What’s food? I eat people.

Do you like animals?

You spelled anime wrong.

How would your friends describe you?

Funny

What’s your favorite game?

I’LL SET YOU ON FIRE.

What’s your posting style?

(੭ ◕㉨◕)੭ =͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞三❆)’дº);,’:=͟͟͞͞