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Re: Literary UPICK || Town Edition Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:22 pm
Re: Literary UPICK || Town Edition Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:22 pm
Re: Literary UPICK || Town Edition Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:23 pm
angelstar wrote:i subconsciously knew that would be a bad ideaAvian wrote:angelstar wrote:wait did y'all know that i was gonna kill plot or did you just really want to kill me
either way i'm crying HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME MITSU
You never texted me while we were dead together.
Re: Literary UPICK || Town Edition Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:24 pm
Re: Literary UPICK || Town Edition Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:24 pm
I know you’re not thirsty. That’s bullshit. Stop lying.
Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep.PAN
Go the Fuck to Sleep by Adam Mansbach
__________
The forum has slowed to a halt, now.
No member is making a peep.
You’ll get your first Win Condition
When they actually go the fuck to sleep.
AT NIGHT YOU CAN KNOCK OUT A PLAYER
until they’re a motionless heap.
You earn FIVE points for every night
you stun some shit loser to sleep.
And EVERY FIVE DAYS YOU CAN PHASE END,
and for every missed vote that you reap
you get ONE extra point, so act early that phase,
and make the whole goddamn thread go to sleep.
When you rack up FORTY points total
(stop whining, it isn’t too steep),
you’ll gain your Win Condition A,
and can nod the fuck off, and sleep.
There’s a second Win for STUNNING
THAT OTHER NEUTRAL, so keep
an eye out for that fucker.
You’ll win if they go fucking sleep.
Heads up, they’re also searching for you,
so stay hidden, be sneaky and creep.
You can’t get Win B if they find you
before they’re fucking asleep.
That is to seyn, that telleth in this caas
Tales of best sentence and moost solaas,
Shal have a soper at oure aller cost
Heere in this place, sittynge by this post,NINFIA
The Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer
__________
Thus the neutral proposed a competition
to encourage thread to help her WIN CONDITION,
which involved SELECTING A PLAYER EACH NIGHT.
The player, once chosen, then needed to write
a story for the neutral. And with role powers
all negated, for the forty-eight hours
after being selected to tell a tale,
the player would then be inclined to regale
the neutral with an original fable.
And thusly will the chosen player be able
to regain his powers. And the neutral would beseech
FOUR STORIES TOTAL, and would then consider each
and of them select her favorite story
and to the narrator who earned this glory
one killproof, or one revive if needed.
And thus here, will our neutral have succeeded
and earned WIN CONDITION A.
Here now is the alternate way
for the neutral to win: if she happens to FIND
THE OTHER PLAYER WHO IS NEUTRAL-ALIGNED,
and SOLICITS A STORY from him or her,
taking this action would then confer
upon her another win. But she must not relax
for the other is also pursuing her tracks
and if the other finds her first, then she
will lose access to WIN CONDITION B.
She directs the few living shreds of my attention towards the amateur symphony cascading against the front door. I don’t expect visitors at this hour. My private life cares less for what I expect than anything else. I look to her for an answer, she looks to me for dinner. Rain. Hard, drumming, pounding rain. It’s been coming down for hours. The door’s third movement is cut brutally short as I open it to let trouble in. Trouble, however, hovers in my doorframe unready to commit. Trouble is tall, legs long enough to give you vertigo. Red as slaughter with a personality to match. She always looks like she’s up to something, and is. My offer to leave her to let herself in is only accepted when my stare vacates hers. Couldn’t let me think she appreciates me too much. I know the game.
Red greets Black. They were always firm friends. Black has been here for longer than I remember. Red just showed up one day and never left. Together they sink their fangs deep enough into my life that I am perpetually reminded I am not the master of my own destiny. No complaints here. They mutually decide I want to make the world’s latest dinner. Two beautiful girls have a way of making you think exactly how they like.
Their hunger is sated, at least in the literal sense. My presence is no longer needed and I relish the momentary quiet. You let them stick around, and they’ll walk all over you. Work doesn’t get itself done and I’ve already been torn away by twin demonessess for 3 days. I go to my desk. Files have piled up further than the drop from common sense to the wisdom of my daily decisions. Messages are backed up, letters unread. I get busy. I pick up the horn to return some angry calls to angrier people as I wash down reality with whatever is left in the desk drawer.
Minutes squeak by in an hour and my progress is halted by a batting hand knocking the receiver out of my ear. Red stares at me. She’s hungry. She wants my attention, and she wants it now. The phone clatters to the ground as she crawls into me trying to take me down. The treatment Black has been giving me shifts from the coldest of cold shoulders to a fiery attack up my arm that not even the bravest man could dare fight off. They tear into me in tandem. I am powerless against their will and the beautiful pain shooting through me demands my full compliance. What starts as play turns into a full on assault. Tongue, tooth, and claw fly in all directions. No part of me remains that has the energy to regret this arrangement. No shred of me cares. I am a prisoner. A slave. And as my crimson valkyrie descends to finish me off I look the devil in the eye and I know...
This is what it is to be a cat owner.
I’ll pick up more treats tomorrow.
__________
by Sir Dr. Professor Tetsuya D. Power III, M.D., Esq.
Re: Literary UPICK || Town Edition Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:25 pm
Re: Literary UPICK || Town Edition Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:25 pm Re: Literary UPICK || Town Edition Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:27 pm
Re: Literary UPICK || Town Edition Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:30 pm
Avian wrote:angelstar wrote:i subconsciously knew that would be a bad ideaAvian wrote:angelstar wrote:wait did y'all know that i was gonna kill plot or did you just really want to kill me
either way i'm crying HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME MITSU
You never texted me while we were dead together.
What? So you trust me enough to share a plate of cake with you, but not enough to send me a text? After all I posted in rollover? Accurate role details?
Re: Literary UPICK || Town Edition Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:30 pm
high seraph wrote:how did we even win this game
Re: Literary UPICK || Town Edition Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:31 pm Re: Literary UPICK || Town Edition Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:31 pm
You got it. That was a little much, sorry.S☆mmiya wrote:Five, I am only going to say this once: Cut. It. Out.
Re: Literary UPICK || Town Edition Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:34 pmlife is suffering wrote:What will happen after I die?
THE DOLPHIN, THE ANGEL, AND THE HOURGLASS
all dead players can come back to life to spec for one phase
Re: Literary UPICK || Town Edition Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:37 pm
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