DISTROCTION: a fanfiction

dylan better be mitsu and not me because i always have time for gay porn

Or I would, if I were not a white straight male, but as I am a white straight male I never have any time for gay porn involving men because I am only interested in women.

wth is brazilian time oH NO NOW I NEED A WORLD CLOCK!!!

but man, that rollover made me kinda emotional ; A ;

also rasei
the only way to write that shit properly is
narutoxsasuke
(talk 2 me about naruto)

I am so excited for this game! It looks really cute so far ;w;

omg this is so cute and great lucas you're so cute and great i'm so excited!!!!

this game is gonna be hella cute I love everything

best au

excited noises

shrieks at u guys saying this is gonna be a cute game ablblblbbl

Mr. Aliss wrote:wth is brazilian time oH NO NOW I NEED A WORLD CLOCK!!!

ACTUALLY ROLLOVER IS AT 12AM BRAZILIAN TIME (MIDNIGHT).

and midnight brazilian time is roughly the same time when night zero rollover was posted (i think it's +4h for NorCal ppl, +3h for hayleyeyl, +2h for mitsu and idk what other timezones you guys are and I'm sorry for being awful at timezones this might be totally wrong and it would be a lot easier if you just checked the timestamp on the n0 rollover lmao). Actions must be sent until 11pm.

Lucas, as a white straight male, I need to point out that you posted rollover at xx:26. Do we round up or down?

I, a white straight male, don't particularly care by the way. I'll just wait until rollover and figure out the time that way.

Rollover will be at the following times:
11PM EST
8PM PST
5AM GMT+1

Phase end will be at the following times:
10PM
7PM PST
4AM GMT+1

And you leave out CST. I see how it is, rautilus.
I guess I'll never be allowed to know when rollover is, then!

kiyonko wrote:Lucas, as a white straight male, I need to point out that you posted rollover at xx:26. Do we round up or down?

do u rly think i'm gonna be on time with rollover kiyonko. do u. do u rly.

i'm brazilian i'm always late for everything ok, we still had a fucking emperor as head of government for almost 100 years after every other latin american colony had declared independence. that's how late we usually are ok u r gonna have to deal w it.

(thanks mitssile for the timezone reference tho <3)

As a straight white male, I apologize for being culturally insensitive to your Brazilian inability to be on time. I will check my privilege. Tiki, hand me that checklist.

That checklist is still on its way, Kiyo. But, in the meantime, here's a list of your new responsibilities:

1. Irrationally hate Tumblr.
   
2. If anyone rags on you for looking at, and/or upvoting pictures of scantily clad women/porn stars/"scientists," and/or talking about the erection they give you and how much you're going to "fap," be sure to call them prudes, and remindd them what you're doing is natural.
   
3. If any girls find it creepy you're doing anything from #2 because they have something in common with the "research material" (examples include being a redhead, being Asian, etc), remind them as well that it's natural, that you're not talking about THEM, and that they should be complimented (requesting nudes optional).
   
4. If people start posting/talking about hot guys, remember that that's gay (not that there's anything wrong with that), and therefore pandering (the REAL issue).
   
5. Argue with each and every "feminazi," and remind them that feminsm today is nothing like it used to be. Feminism has already achieved its goals, the world is much better because of THOSE women. THESE women are just misandrists, or or are simply uninformed that their movement has been hijacked by the crazies.
   
6. Remeember that ALL lives matter, and that each and every demonstration from groups like BLM, no matter how extreme, are representative of the whole.
   
7. Anybody who thinks there are more than two genderes are only condoning mental disorders, and hurting these people in the long run. Belittle them until they see the errors of their ways.
   
8. When someone goes on about how bad a certain group has it, remind them that we, the straight, white males, also have problems.
   
9. All of those problems were caused by women. This is why "current feminism" is bad.
   
10. To help ensure you don't get too extreme though, be sure to always have at least one woman friend who agrees with you, and at least one black friend (in the event you can't make a black friend, Mexican friends offer an appropriate substitute). If anyone says you're racist or misogynist, you can remember you're not because of these friends. Be sure to tell people this.

that's so good omf

came out to have a good time and i'm actually having such a good time right meow