DISTROCTION: a fanfiction

tiki that list

katzet this pagetop

um, this is getting out of hand.

How about a game of chess instead?



Also Aliss, I wonder if you are Kiyo.

darndhal, Aliss can't claim remember!!!!

Edit: did u edit. i saw that edit. u totally edited.

mew know i can't say nothin

claps for tiki's entirely too accurate list

darndahl is that a racist joKE

im actually thinking abt it now and........ chess is kinda racist

Oh, hey, Kiyo, look what just came in for you!

Priviledge Checklist wrote:

1. Keep in mind we often make more money than women (though there are studies that say otherwise, but don't mention those unless you want to be nagged). Remember, their homones, while it makes them less efficient, are harder to fight through, so we should commend them for their effort and throw a little more money their way.
   
2. Sadly, while we men have to put a lot of effort into our appearances too, women often put in even more. This is why, first and foremost, always compliment them on their appearances first, no matter what it is they are presenting, interviewing for, etc.
   
3. Don't think that everyone south of the border is Mexican. That is considered racist, and besides, is factually innacurate. Some of them are Cuban.
   
4. Some words, while well intentioned are considered "racist" these days. Negro, for example, is a no-no. Also, at least in the US, don't say "oriental" for Asian people. Using "Japanese" or "Chinese" will instead help cover both kinds. (The exception to this rule is if it refers to a sports team. For example, the Washington redskins have a heritage going back, like fifty years. That's a long time!)
   
5. It's easy to forget that a lot of minorities start off life poorer than us. It's sad, but, welp...what'cha gonna do?
   
6. In regards to the above, we've gone and just given everyone the rules as us, and that should solve everything and make it equal. Problem solved. Now it's up to them!
   
7. Let the gays be loud and boisterous. They've had to live lives shut in, hiding their alleged true selves from the world. Just be sure the city is properly zoned to keep them in their own, little area, and they can be as loud as they want without bothering normal people then!
   
8. If you see a minority in trouble, sympathize with them, and remember they have needs that are harder to come by for them than they are for you. Just be careful, because they know that too, and they might rob you.
   
9. With that said, keep in mind not all of them are crimals. Some of them are good people. Probably. The best people. But you can't be sure, so best to avoid them. If the zoning of your neighborhood allows, build a fence around your lawn.
   
10. Finally, don't be ashamed to feel proud of your own heritage. Everyone else gets to widey, loudly boast about their heritage, so you should join the fun and boast among them as well! If any of them get offended, or "triggered," or some other made up thing, just apologize that they got offended, and explain why you're only helping them.

Here you go, Kiyonko:



Note the size and goldness of "VIP".

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heads up that you still have roughly 25 minutes to send or change your night actions!!!

also heads heads up that while i said rollover is at 12am, it's really more of a "as soon as teh hosrt finishes processing actions and writing rollover and triple checking everything and stops freaking out abt making a hosrt missteak and finds the courage to post it" kind of thing u feel me.

I feel you, Lucas, but not in that way as I am a white straight male. Platonic feeling only.

no more actions,

rollover coming up whenever :-)

Kiyo.
Perfection.

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So I have a theory about this game and if Lucas seriously did it I'm laughing hard about it, but I'm not 100% sure if my theory is correct so I'll just sit on it for now

Also unrelated to this theory but I'll be largely afk for most of this game so bear with me

cries