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MINIGAME RESULTS "This station ain't big enough for the three of us," RASEI says, doing her best impression of a cowboy film. "Yippee-ki-yay," adds AEIOU, choosing a stereotypical cowboy saying that has as many vowels as she does. "It's high noon," replies MR. ALICE, who then follows it up with her best MCCREE IMPRESSION by SHOOTING EVERYONE IN SIGHT. When the metaphorical dust clears, the MYSTERIOUS UNNAMED JUDGE WHO HAS BEEN PRESIDING OVER ALL OF THE LAWSUITS THUS FAR tallies the damages. |
GAME OVER "That minigame was fun!" says Aeiou. "It shore was," replies Mr. Alice, pronouncing it exactly like that, and making an unintentional water pun in the process. There is a pause. It stretches out, this extended moment of wordless tension. The pair of them stare at each other, and then immediately draw their real guns and fire. When the literal dust clears, MR. ALICE is dead, and also very clearly an ex-officer. Also RASEI is missing a bulletproof vest. That happens too. "Aw, SHUCKS," is all Officer Cowboy has to say on the matter. With one bear and one officer remaining, the bear makes quick work of the remaining officer, and then turns on Officer Cowboy. "Now hold on," said Officer Cowboy, holding his hands up in a defensive gesture. "How's about we reach a compromise?" "What is your compromise?" the bear asks. "I stay alive, and your people can have California. It has the SIXTH HIGHEST GDP in the world, and it's even got A BEAR ON THE FLAG already." The bear considers this deal. "I'll take it," AEIOU replies. |
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