www.mafia: a UPick [town+katagi win]

Pan was stunned, and also cannot act today (but can still vote).


The current ratio is 3 town, 1 mafia, 1 neutral.
Day 5 ends at 9PM Central Time, 4/1.

Vote: Pan


reasons why this can't be me being mafia setting up pan.

Pan and I cannot be mafia together because only one mafia is left.
Pan cleared me as town.
If Pan is town and I am mafia, it means I am a miller.
Blaire already claimed miller (and if Blaire is zalgo, miller is very fitting flavor-wise)
I don't see there being two millers in such a short game when the host already said the ratio is accurate
Miller does not fit with the flavor of my website and would be incredibly strong combined with my abilities which evolve and get stronger the more I use them (as seen by how my stun lasts two phases now). Also I apparently cannot be stunned out of acting, but I'm not sure if that's just the tracker ability or all of my abilities.

im out

Eh, this stopped being fun a while ago.

Tagi, wanna cause a little chaos with me? :3c

vote: Cure

So I guess Pan doesn't even want to pretend to be town anymore, that's convenient for the rest of us.

what the fuck pan literally throwing the game??

Yeah, like I said. It stopped being fun a while ago. I don't like being mafia and I like being the last pan standing even less. I know a hopeless situation when I see it and I'm not smart enough to talk my way out of this. I'm just... not. I'm not good at this, I've never been good at this, the only time I ever actually enjoy myself is when I'm neutral, and I'm a liability to any team I'm on.

Especially now that katagi appears uninterested in playing with me. No real way to win. You found me. Hooray. Town win because I'm a shitty maf. Now I need to go to bed before my mood drops any lower and I end up afraid to sleep because I might die.

well thats cute

katagi has achieved their final win condition.
https connection terminated. Players may now claim freely.

I'm not throwing the game. I was stunned and there was no nk. There's no point in trying to salvage anything. There's nothing I can do. I'm too fucking stupid.

I mean, even if the neutral wanted to cooperate, 3 vs 2, you'd still lose.

sorry for being an Asshole Neutral this game y'all

I thought I might be able to use the time machine lucas gave me but then I realized, oh hey, im stunned for this round too, so even what little chance i might have had to make it 2v2 and send it to rng evaporated

that was the last chance i had and it wasn't even a good one. i'm bad at this game and i'm just???? bad at everything in general??? im not sure why im still trying and i need to try to keep from having a mental breakdown in here ive just been burning through a lot of spoons trying to get used to the new job and im just so tired and i just want everything to stop

im sorry i suck

Yo it's just a game of mafia, don't be so hard on yourself.