w, crap, just realized, left something out of my megapost.
Retcon time!
"And so it's fitting then, that Tetsuya would have a demon gata as an ally. For he too is un gato, of the scaredy kind, for all El Zorro hears when he speaks is, 'Meow, meow, meow,' ho, ho!"
Alright. That's resolved. Now for me fuck around with the second batshit idea I wanted to bring to this forum.
Was gonna save it for when a close friend of Tiki's got detained, but meh, that clock is running short, gotta work with what I got:
Tiki burst into the classroom, wearing what looked to be the tunic and general garb of a viking warrior along with his bow and quiver of arrows. He also held what seemed to be a dagger, though not wanting to get expelled, just brought what looked to be a metallic prop one. On his quiver is stitched a man with fire about him, the mischievous, smirking Loki. And curiously, tis time, none of it was apparently from the drama department. He also apparently didn't shave the night before.
And just like how his character was ever incongruous with the generally cute and pink setting, he entered to
over-the-top music of epic, face-melting quality (warning, picture of painted boobies (and one butt)...I couldn't find a quality link that didn't have the album cover).
"Tiki Enligtbro har fått nog!" he yelled into the room. "I've made a sexy friend, one who had to leave for reasons, who then turned out to be briefly working with the baddies, that got all you jerks yelling at me, then yelling even louder when I was faced with a matter of self-preservation, I help another, admittedly cute, friend out, then you seem to put doubt in her words, people are still getting thrown into detention without any good reason, and I've had it to here!"
He stepped in front of the classroom. "So yeah, all you scheming, little 'Mafia Club' spindle-douches can point the finger at me all you want, but om jag går ner, jag gå ner slåss!"
He grumbled. "And this is all still weird. I mean, I, er, that dashing El Zorro guy I heard all about had some pretty good points. And now Kotakia is gone, and is revealed to have supposedly been amongst the good guys, even though she never saw fit to give the troll a fair shake. Pfft. Figures...
He drew an arrow, that instead of a pointed head, had a little, rubber fist at the end. He pointed it to the different, remaining members of the class. "So how about we see what you Mafia schulbs are made of, huh? Starting with..." He pointed his arrow at one last person in the classroom. "...
Alice."
Vote: AliceofOzAnd while I'm sure parts of the language are butchered, unlike Tiki's/my faux Spanish, I like to think he actually knows Swedish. XD (No, I don't know the first thing about the language.)
As for speculation...sadly, the grumbling from Tiki is about all I have. Everything is weird. My one theory seems to have been immediately debunked. Awesome.