IKEA UPICK MAFIA [the end]

Uno más.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS STUPID SHIT IS HAPPENING. ANOTHER NIGHT WITHOUT A KILL? THIS GAME IS AS TERRIBLE AS FUCKING SONIC ADVENTURE DX.



AND FUCKING SAMMIYA ACHIEVED A WIN CONDITION? SHE'S DEFINITELY NOT MAFIA I GUESS? STILL USELESS THOUGH. AND TBH, @ RASEI, HOW CAN JUANYOKO EVEN BE A JANITOR IF THERE IS ONLY FURNITURE IN THIS FRICKING STORE? WHAT THE HELL. IF JUANYOKO IS A "JANITOR" AND, THEREFORE, A ROLE DIFFERENT FROM EVERYONE ELSE'S, THEN I AM INCLINED TO BELIEVE THAT TYPE OF ROLE WOULD BE MAFIA TBH. FUCKING JUANYOKO. THIS GAME IS GOING NOWHERE FAST. I THOUGHT HER SPANISH AUDIO THING WAS DIRECTED AT ME BUT I GUESS NOT. WHATEVER, JUANYOKO, NOBODY FUCKING CARES.

I THINK IT'S PERFECTLY POSSIBLE THAT THE DAMN MAFIA ISN'T SENDING THE NK'S JUST TO SHIT WITH US. OR MAYBE CHINOMI DIDN'T EVEN GIVE THE MAFIA THE POWER OF NIGHT KILLING HA HA HA WHAT FUCKING LOSERS. WHAT HAPPENS IF WE NEVER TAKE THE LYNCH SERIOUSLY (AS HAS BEEN THE CASE SO FAR)? I DON'T WANT TO FIND OUT.

AS FOR FUCKING CHAIRFIA, PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP.



ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW? NOBODY IS GONNA SIT THEIR STINKING SWEATY ASS ON YOUR FUCKING GROSS POLYESTER SEAT ANYMORE, ALRIGHT? ENJOY YOUR STUPID WIN CONDITION. AT LEAST A FEW PEOPLE ARE WINNING THE DAMN GAME. AS FOR ME, I NEED TO RUN ALL OVER THE PLACE SEARCHING FOR THE THING THAT I NEED TO FIND. WHATEVER I DON'T GIVE TWO FUCKS ABOUT THIS STUPID GAME ANYWAY. LET'S JUST FUCKING VOTE: JUANYOKO TO TEST HER STUPID FUCKING CLAIM.

Okay.

vota: Kiyoko

Vote: Kiyoko

I admit to curiosity on why Kiyoko voted herself and if it's something she needs for her win condition. Or if it needed for someone else's win condition.

@High Seraph Hope you find what you're looking for!

Sammiya wrote:I admit to curiosity on why Kiyoko voted herself and if it's something she needs for her win condition. Or if it needed for someone else's win condition.

= ?

No, I achieve my win condition if I die.

I think someone else might achieve something if I live one or two more phases for them to target me, but fuck them.

fwiw, yo soy el vigilante.

VOTE TALLEY

Kiyoko x6

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Rasei: Kiyoko
High Seraph: Kiyoko
Kiyoko: Kiyoko
Tiki The Troll: High Seraph Kiyoko
Sammiya: Kiyoko
ninfia: Kiyoko

((tiki, I'm not sure what you mean... paint a picture count 8? snapshot count? plz clarify ;__;

also I'm going to be gone till after roll over so Vote: Kiyoko because she probably won't die anyway. another thing: the fliers have made this chair so happy. thank you all.

edit: aggressively blushes at my voice being called sexy and leaves))

1. TIKI WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEMA WITH ME. I'M NOT A JERK. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE A LOSER WHO CAN'T FIND THE (->) BUTTON THAT'S LITERALLY JUST IN FRONT OF YOU. SO WELL, STOP VOTING FOR ME FIRST THING EVERY FUCKING PHASE, IF YOU PLEASE. IT'S NOT GONNA GET US ANYWHERE. AND I AM NOT. A. JERK. FUCKER.

2. WHY IS THE FUCKING VIGILANTE SO EAGER TO BE KILLED. WHY THE FUCK IS THE VIGILANTE ON DRUGS. AND WHY THE FUCK IS THE VIGILANTE MEXICAN????? NOTHING IN THIS GODDAMN STORE MAKES ANY SENSE. INB4 KIYOKO (NOT FUCKING JUAN) IS ACTUALLY A LYNCHPROOF KILLPROOF WATERPROOF GODDAMN PIECE OF FURNITURE AND LYNCHING HER IS LITERALLY ONLY GOING TO WASTE MORE OF OUR DAMN TIME. WHICH IS ACTUALLY A THING I'M GETTING USED TO DOING!! SO CONGRATULATIONS FUCKERS YOU'RE ACTUALLY MAKING ME SLOW DOWN MY FUCKING PACE.

DOGGARNIT, I BEEPING DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS GAME. IF YOU ARE A VIGILANTE THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF? I AM BEEPING CLOSE TO RAGE QUITTING THIS GAME, LIKE I AM MY IFFING JOB. I HAD TO TAKE THE BALLS OF THE CAMAMARI AGAIN, WHILE THE BEEPING DISHES PILLED UP AND HAD TO WASH THE BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP TRASH CAN BECAUSE SOME ARSEHOLE BROKE NOT ONE BUT TWO BEEPING TRASHBAGS IN THERE AND LEFT THEM IN THERE.

I COME HOME TO FIND KIYOKO IS VOTING FOR HERSELF WHILE SAYING SHE IS A VIGILANTE! WTF IS GOING ON?

DO YOU KNOW HOW THIS IF MAKING ME FUCKING FEEL AFTER THE DAY I HAD?

Jesucristo, I get my win condition when I die how many ways do I have to say this.

If you want a vigilante you can vote someone else, otherwise cállate and let me win.

I NEED TO POST A FUCKING SONIC MEME B4 ROLLOVER OK

SO I'M FINALLY BACK HOME IN LA WITH MY CAT. DIDN'T HAVE ANY TIME TO POST YESTERDAY/EARLIER TODAY. WHAT'S GOING ON.