IKEA UPICK MAFIA [the end]

high seraph wrote:

RASEI wrote:JEEZEES, HIGH SERAPH, COULD YOU AT LEAST STOP SAY F****? THERE MIGHT BE CHILDREN READING THE FORUMS. AND MAYBE BE A LITTLE BIT PATIENT? MAFIA HASN'T EVEN KILLED ANYBODY YET.

FUCKING GROW UP, KIDS. THE WORLD WON'T WAIT FOR YOU.

CHINOMI wrote:FRANK THE CABINET HAS DIED.
WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS? NOT A SINGLE CREAK WAS HEARD OTHERWISE.

NOW, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS FUCKING WASTE OF TIME? GOOD RIDDANCE TBH AND GOODBYE FRANK, WE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW YOU. WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU WERE TOWN. FUCK YOU, FRANK. MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU ALL UP TO DURING THE NIGHT? I WAS RUNNING AROUND THE PLACE LOOKING FOR MAFIA UNDER THE TABLES AND INSIDE THE DRAWERS, BUT I GUESS NO ONE ELSE IS INTERESTED IN FINDING THESE BAD PIECES OF FURNITURE EXCEPT FOR ME. TO BE FRANK (AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE SHITTY CABINET THAT FUCKING UP AND DIED ON US WITHOUT ANY EXPLANATION) EVEN THE MAFIA IS USELESS IN THIS GAME. ARE THEY NOT HOLDING THE (->) BUTTON? THEY'LL PROBABLY NEVER WIN. WHICH IS EQUAL PARTS COOL AND LAME. EITHER WAY I THINK WE SHOULD REMOVE SOME PIECE OF FURNITURE FROM THE STORE IN ORDER TO MAKE THINGS FASTER.

SO, WHO'S IT GONNA BE? NOT LIKE I CARE, YOU'RE ALL ON THE SAME LEVEL OF FUCKING GODAWFUL ANYWAY SO I'M OK WITH SENDING WHICHEVER ONE OF YOU TO STORAGE. BUT I'M GONNA MAKE A (VERY QUICK) EFFORT TO DETERMINE WHO IS THE SHITTIEST ONE HERE AND, THEREFORE, THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE DISPOSED OF FIRST.

SO WE HAVE FUCKING TIKI, WHO APPARENTLY IS UNABLE OF SPEAKING. VOTE: FUCKING TIKI TBH. I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS WHOLE EXERCISE THAT I PROPOSED IS USELESS AND THAT I AM PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF DECIDING WHO TO VOTE FOR FAST. AFTER ALL, IS HIS SPEECH IMPEDIMENT EVEN REAL? (IT IS NOT.) WHAT KIND OF STUPID TYPING QUIRK WOULD RENDER A PLAYER COMPLETELY UNABLE OF SPECULATING? TIKI IF YOU CAN TALK ONLY THROUGH IMAGES, PLEASE PULL A FUCKING .JPG FROM MS PAINT AND FUCKING DRAW US AN EXPLANATION. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT? GOTTA GO FUCKING FAST.

FUCKING CURE IS THE PERSON I DETEST THE LEAST IN THIS GAME ATM. NOBODY TOUCH HER FOR NOW BECAUSE HER PRESENCE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESN'T IMMEDIATELY INFURIATE ME. WIPE THE FUCKING SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE CURE, I CAN CHANGE MY MIND ANY FUCKING 0,3 MILISECOND. FUCKING JUANYOKO, THOUGH? SPEAK ENGLISH, THIS ISN'T A SHITTY MEXICAN SOAP OPERA. I HAVE REASONS TO NOT MAKE ANY IMMEDIATE CONCLUSIONS ABOUT JUANYOKO FOR NOW, BECAUSE I FRANKLY (NOT THE FUCKING CABINET) THINK THAT SHE MIGHT BE RELATED TO FRANK (YES THE FUCKING CABINET), FOR A COUPLE OF REASONS I DON'T WANT TO DISCLOSE AT THE MOMENT BECAUSE I HAVE NO FUCKING TIME TO WASTE ON THIS MATTER. CHAIRFIA IS USELESS, THAT MUCH HAS ALREADY BEEN ESTABLISHED. WHAT KIND OF ROLE COULD A CHAIR EVEN HAVE IN THIS GAME? YOU CAN'T EVEN PRESS THE (->) BUTTON TO GO FAST. AND RASEI HASN'T BEEN TOTALLY USELESS (YET), WHAT WITH HER LIST OF POSSIBLE CLAIMS. AND LET'S NOT EVEN TALK ABOUT SAMMIE IN THIS STORE, OK, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS SAMMIE DOING.