IKEA UPICK MAFIA [the end]

tbh I didn't have to be so torchaired and sad but it made for a fun game.

also like I said I was at ikea yesterday. so I sat in myself.



nice (nice)

also who should I vote for~~~ hmm~~~

I HAVE ALREADY PROVIDED SUFFICIENT EVIDENCE THAT SHOULD BE REASONABLE ENOUGH FOR ANYONE. IF YOU NEED MORE EVIDENCE, THERE'S A WHOLE THREADFUL. YOU ALL HAVE HAD A COMMON ENEMY ALL SEAS-- GAME.

HMMMMMM. Everyone but high seraph got their win conditions, right?

OK SURE I HAVE BEEN A PRICK THE ENTIRE GAME, CURE, I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS FOR YOUR KEEN OBSERVATION SKILLS. HOWEVER I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT YOU ALL LOVED THE HUMILIATION I PUT YOU THROUGH. IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TO WIN YOU GUYS OVER, YOU MUST AT LEAST RECOGNIZE THAT MY DEDICATION TO BADMOUTHING EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU COULD ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS RELIGIOUS. AND I DESERVE SOME RESPECT FOR THAT. ALSO DON'T FORGET I'VE KEPT YOU ALL AMUSED WITH MUSIC, ANIMATED GIFS AND HILARIOUS MEMES. DON'T FORGET I ALSO SHOWED SIGNS OF KINDNESS, LIKE WHEN I DREW NINFIA THE SIGN, OR WHEN I TOLD HER TO STOP SINGING FOR EVERYONE'S SAKE. AS MUCH AS I HATED YOU, I LOOKED OUT FOR YOU. AND I LOVED YOU. SECRETLY.

AND IF ALL OF THAT ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU???

JUST LOOK AT ME. IM A HEDGEHOG CUSHION. I HAVE COOL SUNGLASSES. I AM TOTALLY CHILL PLAYING MY KEYBOARD LIKE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I AM SO AWESOME YOU WISH YOU WERE ME. YOU WISH YOU HAD ME IN YOUR HOUSE AND THAT YOU COULD REST YOUR PRETTY HEAD ON TOP OF ME. DON'T YOU WANT THE HEDGEHOG PILLOW TO WIN??? WOULD YOU RATHER GOVE THE ULTIMATE PRIZE TO THAT STUPID LOOKING LAMP???????? YOU DON'T.

VOTE HIGH SERAPH DEAD FURNITURE FRIENDS. GOD BLESS YOUR SOULS.

I DOn'T THINK IT'S LOGICAL TO EQUATE PERSONAL WIN CONDITION WITH OVERALL WINNING. HE COULD HAVE ACHIEVED HIS PERSONAL WIN CONDITION IF HE'D BEEN MORE RESOLUTE IN THAT LAST PHASE. IT ALSO DOESN'T NEGATE THE FACT THAT HE WAS A BIG MEANIE TO EVERYONE ALL GAME

iirc Raie hasn't won yet either so

bros before hoes

Vote: Raie for President 2016

OK KIYOKO, I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND RUDE OR MEAN OR ANYTHING, BUT I THINK YOU ARE CHOOSING POORLY HERE. IN FACT, I WASN'T EVEN AS BAD AS CURE IS SAYING I WAS. I ACTUALLY HELPED YOU ACHIEVE YOUR WIN CONDITION BY INITIATING THE LYNCH ON YOU. WASN'T THAT NICE? IF ANYTHING, I'M SURE JUANYOKO WAS THE PERSON I BULLIED THE LEAST, AND THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY KOKORO AND PLEASE DON'T KILL MY KOKORO BY VOTING ON THAT AWFUL TERRIBLE LAMP.

BESIDES, DID I MENTION YOUR SPANISH IS REALLY GOOD? YOU'RE REALLY GOOD KIYOKO. IF YOU WANT TO BE EVEN BETTER I CAN TEACH YOU MORE SPANISH. AND WE CAN GO BACK TO SENDING CUTE LETTERS TO EACH OTHER IN PORTUGUESE. OR MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO DO IT IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU (AND FOR YOUR VOTE). DO YOU REMEMBER HIGH SCHOOL, KIYOKO? I WASN'T SO BITTER BACK THEN. I WASN'T SO MEAN. IF I LOST MY WAY, IT'S ONLY BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE YOU BY MY SIDE......................

I KNOW YOU CAME BY ONCE. AND YOU BRUSHED THE DUST OFF ME. AND YOU PLACED ME IN A HIGH PLACE SO THAT EVERYONE COULD LOOK AT ME AND APPRECIATE ME AS I SAT THERE QUIETLY PLAYING MY SILENT KEYBOARD. I REMEMBER THE ONE TIME A COSTUMER LET TACO SAUCE SPILL OVER ME, AND YOU WASHED ME GENTLY. BECAUSE YOU KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO REMOVE A TACO SAUCE STAIN. AND I LOVED YOU IN THAT MOMENT.

AND I LOVED YOU EVER SINCE.

yes hi hello I'd also like to be pandered to

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION, KIYOKO. HERE IS A PICTURE OF MY CAT.



EDIT: ALSO I WON'T SPEAK TO YOU FOR A WHOLE DAY IF YOU VOTE YOUR BOY TOY OVER YOUR OTHERSELF

Wow okay Lucas's post was amazing and almost convinced me to change my vote but Sheena is the cutest cat and it's kind of hard to top that i think i will keep my vote as it is for now

Ninfia wrote:yes hi hello I'd also like to be pandered to

YOU JOINED MY RP AND I CAN MAKE HORRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN TO YOUR CHARACTER IF THE WRATH OF THE GM IS INVOKED. TREAD WISELY. 8(

... I rolled my die. Odds were High Sonic and even was Cure. I got a three, so vote:High Sonic.

RASEI HIGH SONIC WAS A DICK TO YOU THE ENTIRE GAME. I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU.

The die chooses all. I will not switch, for the dice god will strike me down with a million dices.