Monkey Paw UPick [Day 4]

WELL, OKAY THEN, WHY NOT?????????

USING THIS PAGETOP EDIT TO LET EVERYONE KNOW HOW THIS GAME IS DRIVING ME BATTY

I was more than willing to possibly believe Lucas didn't kill sammie... and honestly I still am? I wouldn't put it above the monkey paw to incriminate an innocent in exchange for reviving someone. that seems pretty likely to me, in fact. but it looks like Lucas is totally resigned to this???? unvote, vote: high seraph though, if only so we can see what the heckie's going on with this particular bit of nonsense

NINJA'D BY MORE NONSENSE!!! WHEN WILL IT END!!! WHO THE Seaking BROKE THE TIME-SPACE CONTINUUM?

THE MONKEY PAW WAS A MISTAKE

I did the thing. Notice that the inflated ratio numbers have vanished. At least the mafia one. So we can blame drandahl for weird ratios even if he wasn't mafia (I think he was mafia anyway)

ANYWAY. I have my original role back because I never died so I assume I can speculate now. IN MY OPINION whoever is heavily suggesting people change alignments upon death is A LIAR. and also mafia. someone mentioned it ONCE and people ran away with the idea. 

Sammie turned into a zombie, I turned into a vampire. There was NO mention of our alignments changing at all when we revived ourselves (also, when I revived the town ratio explicitely went up and the mafia ratio did not change. I cannot believe all of you would ignore t hat) 

I could bite people at night to learn their role and use it myself later. I bit kiyo. Nothing happened. I voted kiyo just because I was pissed that she'd have the gall to pick VANILLA in a game where you can pick anything. kiyo plz. 

im out of wishes though but it was WORTH It.

I erased drandahl because it got me back to normal and unfucked up everything he'd fucked up so wacky time shennanigans is worth it. /shrug.

also alignments don't change on death.

this is going to be exciting

ALSO IF YOU NOTICE. BOTH INSTANCES OF ???? HAVE VANISHED. YOU'RE WELCOME.

Hmm, OH WAIT, GOD NO, WHAT MY OLD VOTE IS UP THERE!?

UNVOTE, VOTE: NO VOTE

CURE

YOU'VE MADE EVERYTHING WORSE

oh look the ??? votes are gone

good

Frolicking

riddance

anyway welcome back Cure I hope your timespace shenanigans were worth it??? [s]there's no possible way they are and none of us should ever use the monkey paw again[/s] but seriously though this game is just going to get weirder and weirder as long as we keep using wishes

and you KNOW I love you Cure even if you auto-reject me and you may mean the world to me but you don't mean the universe and time and space

nobody's going to listen but I advise against using wishes, just, generally, I'm trying to play damage control here

FOR THE RECORD, TAKI I think it's probably fine if you vote for Cure. Nothing bad can happen to you as a result of your vote. in fact, let me just. give you another bit of advice. voting for someone you think or know is town but who isn't going to get lynched is a good idea. you may not believe me. other people may think I'm Frolicking nuts and I don't blame them.

but let me ask you this.

do I really seem that crazy, compared to the universe itself?

Why vote me when I'm confirmed town and my ability redirects all actions on me to other people? That's just contributing to the chaos. If you're going to "vote a townie that won't get lynched because they're town", sammie is probably a safer choice because her role is gone and she's not as chaotic.

I mean, voting confirmed town is pointless, either way. taki voting for you OR sammiya is kind of a waste