Because nothing can ever be easy I soon found myself, chainsword in hand, with Lulu slung over my shoulder, running screaming down the hall. "Frakk this!" I yelled, slicing through another door as lasfire exploded all around me. Part of me knew it was Lulu they were after, but some bout of temporary insanity must have kept me from just dropping her for dead and fleeing for myself, off to live another day.
1But no, I kept her secure as I dashed from room to room, until suddenly there was a quiet. Seeing the opportunity I
opened the next door, sealing and locking it behind me. It was only then I was finally free to take a breath, putting Lulu on the floor. But just as I was about to consider if I should laugh like a madman, or cry like a child, there came a cry of a different sort.
Rollover wrote:Tiki the Troll single-handedly fought off all the mafia and protected all of town
Zura wrote:I LOVE YOU TIKI! Thank you for protecting us!
T3tsuya wrote:And Tiki single handily fought off all of mafia and protected everyone.
I need elaboration.
I think the story is being embellished by his publicist.
alcasync wrote:Pan claimed neutral and apparently Tiki saved us all(?), and I'm not voting for myself.
plotstickers wrote:Thanks for the save, Tiki!
Lulu wrote:tiki apparently used an all-protect last night.
Dear reader, you can only imagine my surprise. A surprise that quickly turned to an inner sigh, intermingled with a scream of resignation. But of course, while this admittedly undeserved reputation for heroics had it's downsides -- and I could only imagine, and inwardly recoil at the horrible ideas of what the Mafia might have been thinking of me in that moment -- it also had its advantages. So I gave them all a gentleman's wave, and a winning smile.
"It's alright. we're all safe for now. Now, onto other matters, we're still stuck in this Warp-spawned, dimensional heresy. But don't anyone worry! Just stay calm, use your votes as reasonably well as you can, and we'll all make it out of this."
- It's just his bad luck to always find himself in these situations. And yet, it's our good luck that he can make them somehow work out.