DISTROCTION: a fanfiction

Okay.

Bye Garry.

No Lunch is fine because it is dinnertime.

Lucas needs to host more games.

i can't believe i died wtf you guys pls avenge me ;(

I will avenge you, garry.

I was looking forward to more accidental pagebottoms.

it's never an accident when i bottom

on pages, that is

wait mitsu who do you think i am

(also yes the ??? was me but i hinted at who i am elsewhere in the post)
(i didn't do any impersonations of my person bc i thought it would be too obvious but maybe i'm allowed to idk?????)

Mr. Aliss wrote:GARRY

(that is scandelous, how are we supposed to open our new bakery now actually this is free publicity, u keep doin u, buddy)

did u mean



(our bakery will have all the free publicity)

Oh right, as a white straight male I should open submissions for the next round. I'll do that tomorrow. Get your bakery ready.

important hosrts annoncement!!!!!!!

There is something Very Important I must do on Friday morning, so I'm going to spend the night at a friend's house to avoid the insane morning traffic in Brasilia. And since my phone is broken, I might not be able to do rollover on time, as I won't be able to connect to the internet at all. There are two workarounds to this:

1) I can end the phase as soon as I manage to get access to a computer (which could be somewhere along the afternoon, I'm not entirely sure). I will only do this if a good number of players (let's say, 5), say they're ok with this and if everyone has sent their actions.

2) Otherwise, the phase is probably going to end somewhere along Friday morning (I'd estimate 11am brazilian time, but, again, I can't be sure exactly what time I'll be back home because this Very Important thing is also a Pretty Complex thing).

I hope this isn't much of a bother to anyone!!!! Pls speak up if you're ok with (very) early phase end or if you'd prefer to have a longer night phase ;w;b! P...ersonally... I would prefer to have an extended phase, but it's rly up to what you guys want to do!!!!!

I'm going to use some SECRET CODE WORDS and hope you get it.

I think you're someone who is very similar to someone that was involved in our midnight séance many years ago. Mostly because of something else. But I don't believe you're Mr. Aliss.

I feel like if the NK was indeed on the player that is Mr. Aliss and that player is town, then the player who is Mr. Aliss... I'm not sure if they would allow someone else to run off with being Mr. Aliss?

Hmm.

A lot of these posts rest on whether or not the redirection theory is accurate, but personally I guess it's hard for me to construe Katze's role as some sort of miller at best because I'd sooner think Tiki was a miller than Katze. I feel like the redirection theory can be confirmed pretty quickly too, so worst comes to worst we confirm if it's a thing tonight and then play normally tomorrow if it ends up being a normal redirect. Even if Blaire is a miller, I'd view her as a very strange NK target regardless, indicating either the existence of some weird NK gambit or redirection.

Independent of all theories I'm unsure if Ninpia's role would force her to be suicidal, and even if she's mafia I don't particularly want to vote her if she has a suicidal role in case it backfires, so.

Also I am fine either way, though how long would the day phase be in that case

Yeah, I woulda thought that, if any role, the Tiki role would be the miller, too.
Also, I'm fine with the phase ending early.

Fine with early phase-end.

As a white straight male, I think you should do whatever is most convenient for you, Lucas. I'm fine with either option.