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A GUN IS SHOT AT DARNDAHL! PEW PEW!
A GUN IS SHOT AT DARNDAHL! PEW PEW!
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it's a toy gun tho. darndahl pretends to die just for fun!!!!!!
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DISTROCTION: a fanfiction
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drandahl
angel★
katze
Ninfia
ezzelin
Tiki The Troll
Kiyoko
nautilus
high seraph
13 posters
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317 Re: DISTROCTION: a fanfiction Wed Sep 21, 2016 7:02 pm
drandahl
UGHHHHH I've been shot!
My life is fading....
My life is fading....
319 Re: DISTROCTION: a fanfiction Wed Sep 21, 2016 8:01 pm
high seraph
phase end nerds
rollover coming soon
rollover coming soon
320 Re: DISTROCTION: a fanfiction Wed Sep 21, 2016 8:13 pm
high seraph
NIGHT FOUR 
* darndahl has been lunched! He was the mitsu (town)!  GAME OVER! TOWN WINS!!!!!!!!! |
321 Re: DISTROCTION: a fanfiction Wed Sep 21, 2016 8:17 pm
drandahl
Good game, town. And thanks for hosting, Lucas!
322 Re: DISTROCTION: a fanfiction Wed Sep 21, 2016 8:21 pm
nautilus
Me this entire game, literally and metaphorically:
323 Re: DISTROCTION: a fanfiction Wed Sep 21, 2016 8:23 pm
high seraph
OK SO LET ME START BY SAYING THANK YOU ALL FOR PLAYING!!!!!!!!!! I had a really great time hosting this game, and I am so sorry that the mafia team was so underpowered next to the town there were... some roles I guess I didn't think through very carefully!!!!!!!! I'm sorry!!!! I shouldn't host games!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why do ppl even allow me to make games!!!! Ezz and dylan I hope you guys still managed to have some fun ;w;!
Anyway there's a lot of backstage things I'd like to explain but I'm super sleepy so I'm just gonna dump the roles here and also I prepared some super cool exclusive achievements!!!!!!!! As for ratbooks!!!!! They'll be sent tomorrow!!!!!!! :-)
ALSO I'D LIKE TO SAY THAT WHILE DRAWING YOUR PORTRAITS I REALIZED THAT I DIDN'T HAVE AN ERASER SO THATS WHY SOME OF THEM LOOK THE WAY THEY LOOK I'M SO SORRY LMFAO
DISTORCTION ROLES TL;DR VERSION
Anyway there's a lot of backstage things I'd like to explain but I'm super sleepy so I'm just gonna dump the roles here and also I prepared some super cool exclusive achievements!!!!!!!! As for ratbooks!!!!! They'll be sent tomorrow!!!!!!! :-)
ALSO I'D LIKE TO SAY THAT WHILE DRAWING YOUR PORTRAITS I REALIZED THAT I DIDN'T HAVE AN ERASER SO THATS WHY SOME OF THEM LOOK THE WAY THEY LOOK I'M SO SORRY LMFAO
DISTORCTION ROLES
- DRANDAHL - RAUTILUS (MAFIA):
You are the mitsu. You are the co-host!
Everyone wants to date the housr for some reason!!! what the heck! Well there are some benefits from being Crywolf's favorite house: once during a game, you may choose to disturb the space-time continuum we are currently living in and split the thread into four separate threads, and assign which two players should speculate on each thread, and after four phases you may choose which thread is going to be come the new reality, and which thread will be completely scrapped from the timeline, killing its components forever.
However, you can't do that in this game. Are you fucking kidding me?!
You are a fucking stunner mitsu. But the house is town. Believe it. Embrace it. (You will show up as town upon death, nerd).
- EZZELIN - KIYONKO (MAFIA):
You are the kiyo. You are the co-host!
You're everyone's favorite nerd loser!!! You have crazy sexy cool forum mod powers that allow you to do whatever the fuck you want, and nobody better try to have a problem with it or they're gonna get the boot. Every night, you have a chance of using your forum mod powers to shut someone the fuck up, preventing your target from participating in the following day's speculation (they will still be able to vote). This power cannot be used on N0.
Additionally, there is a 25% chance you might abuse your forum mod powers and end up accidentally kicking your target out of the game. If/when that happens, you will lose your powers (let's say you get super embarrassed about it, which is totally ooc but who the fuck cares I'm the one writing the flavor here).
- NINFIA - TIKI THE TORLL (TOWN):
You are the Tiki. You are the scummy!
Everyone thinks you're mafia, but you're town sometimes too!!! Tbh you're also one of the funniest people to be in a mafia team with, and the conversation always ends up being about dragon dildos somehow. You're actually not always that scummy anymore, but that reputation will haunt you for the rest of your days and is going to be used as flavor for this role. As long as you vote for yourself every day phase, you will have a bulletproof during the night. You must PM your Actual Vote to the host. Also, the bulletproof only works once, so may stop voting yourself after it's been used up -- unless you wanna keep doing it for the full Tiki experience!!!!
- NAUTILUS - EZZELING (TOWN):
You are the ezz. You are the chef!
You can cook everything and everyone!!! Well, I guess except for... ducks?! You're a veteran mafia player who does not fuck around, and you will cook a mothafucker if that's what it takes to win the game. And you might cook a mothafucker if it seems like you're about to lose the game too, you're just gonna cook all mothafuckers for good measure. Every night phase, you can choose to cook someone, and you'll be able to determine their alignment by their flavor (like, actual flavor, not role flavor). If successful, you will acquire Soup of [SOMEONE], which you may feed to another player of your choosing during the day phase.
- TIKI THE TROLL - NINPIA (TOWN):
You are the hayleyley. You are the writer!
You're a super cool person and you have dyed your hair a lot of different colors in the past and it looked cool every fucking time!!! You also have a cat with a name that sounds vaguely Egyptian, a lot of interesting original stories and an insanely fucking awesome taste in music. Every night phase, you can choose a player to hang out with and you will both spend the night having fun with your cat or listening to some good jams or reading some of your great stories. That player will be protected from all night actions during that phase. You may not target the same player twice, and you may not target yourself.
You're also in charge of sending a song to the host every phase, to be used as background music for the phase. B) This is not optional and must be done otherwise your role will not work!!! i'll fite u
- MR. ALICE - KATZET (TOWN):
You are the katze. You are the newest member of crywolf!
You haven't established any Crywolf memes yet katze!!! what are you waiting for!!!! Although you did freak out when I sent you a "welcome to hell" message which, let me tell you, was pretty funny tbh. As you're new here, a lot of the players that weren't originally on vdex are likely to play up the "i don't know if this is normal behavior" card when talking about you. Maybe they're mafia. Maybe they're town! Maybe YOU'RE mafia!!!
jk you're town, but you will show up as mafia when you die and probably make everyone confused as shit. Oh!!! You are also a jailer, which is the most ambiguous role in the game of mafia and I'm sorry FOR BEING A DICK BUT I'M ENJOYING THIS WAY TOO MUCH.
- KATZE - ANGLESTAR (TOWN):
You are the angel. You are the (other) canadian!
You are canadian, ey!!! That means you like curling, maple syrup and public healthcare, probably! Every night, you will be able to watch the aurora borealis in the canadian sky, which will tell you something about a player of your choice (alignment, role power or ~something else~ decided randomly). If mafia tries to NK you, it will fail -- but you will politely apologize for getting in their way and offer to join their team to make up for whatever trouble you might have brought onto them. Being canadian isn't an easy job!!! However, once you've joined the mafia, you will not be able to watch the aurora borealis anymore because, idk, let's say you're too busy being evil now.
- KIYOKO - DARNDAHL (TOWN):
You are the dylan. You are the white straight male!
You are a species on the brink of extinction -- and that's a GOOD thing, and you should be proud!!! Even though you're straight, you somehow still manage to be a major Cool Dude. And every straight Cool Dude has another straight Best Bro they always hang out and occasionally have sex with!!! Tiki is the only other straight male in this game, so you will have to PM the host a guess until you find your best bro. Once you've managed to find him, you'll be able to form a PM alliance and do all sort of things in private.
Also, as a white straight male, you understand that you need to be sensible when expressing your opinions. If you say "I, as white straight male, [...]" in thread at least 10 times, your vote will count +1 for that phase! However, you are not allowed to simply copy+paste 10+ instances of "I, as white straight male". Don't try to cheat the game and be a smartass dylan i'm gonna find out.
- ANGELSTAR - MR. ALISS (TOWN):
You are the blaier. You are the mayor!
You are my favorite person in all of crywlf tbh!!!! You are known for employing carefully thought-out strategies and writing interesting, deep and meaningful walls-of-text that never fails to help the town! You are also appointed mayor of Burgerville, a thriving and happy little town. But this economy is not good at all, so you've started doubling up as the town's bus driver during the night, which you actually LVOE!!!!!!!!!!! But I hate bus drivers Blaire, you should know this by now, and I'm not gonna put a bus driver in my game so sucks to be you. Instead, I've called your secretary and she sent you a lot of late paperwork that you need to finish, so you won't be driving any busses for the duration of this game.
Every night, you may call someone to check taxes or idk, whatever a mayor/bus driver is supposed to do, and send them a message (try not to go overboard, keep it simple). Starting on N2, you will also choose to have your alignment publicly revealed on the town's bulletin board.
DISTORCTION ROLES TL;DR VERSION
- Spoiler:
- kiyonko - dylan (pm alliance with tiki / +1 vote)
rautilus - ezz (alignment cop)
darndahl - mitsu (stunner / miller)
ninpia - tiki (bulletproof)
Mr. Aliss - katze (jailer / miller)
ezeling - kiyoko (silence / % kill)
anglestar - blaire (message / innocent child)
katzet - angel (random cop / recruit)
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324 Re: DISTROCTION: a fanfiction Wed Sep 21, 2016 8:27 pm
nautilus
This was a very good game. Thank you, Lucas! You should host more games in the future! And I'm sorry if I made you feel bad, ezeling! You are a good mafia player :(
According to me, Kiyoko apparently tastes really salty and sweaty and musky, ezeling tastes "strong, assertive, and overpowering", and darndahl just tastes weirdly familiar.
... I can't believe I fed Kiyoko two variations of herself.
ALSO!!! was kiyoko and i being ezeling and darndarhl intentional or was that just a really weird coincidence lmao
According to me, Kiyoko apparently tastes really salty and sweaty and musky, ezeling tastes "strong, assertive, and overpowering", and darndahl just tastes weirdly familiar.
... I can't believe I fed Kiyoko two variations of herself.
ALSO!!! was kiyoko and i being ezeling and darndarhl intentional or was that just a really weird coincidence lmao
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325 Re: DISTROCTION: a fanfiction Wed Sep 21, 2016 8:29 pm
drandahl
Lucas, these role PMs and illustrations are just plain fantastic.
326 Re: DISTROCTION: a fanfiction Wed Sep 21, 2016 8:32 pm
high seraph
rautilus wrote:According to me, Kiyoko apparently tastes really salty and sweaty and musky, ezeling tastes "strong, assertive, and overpowering", and darndahl just tastes weirdly familiar.
that's because!!! Your results "subtly" hint at what your target's character is, so Kiyoko tasted manly because she was actually Dylan; ezz tasted bossy because she was Kiyo; and dylan tasted familiar because he was you :-) And then if the person was town, it'd taste good and vice-versa.
The person you fed your soup got similar results. So when you fed Kiyoko the Soup of Kiyoko, she got a result saying the taste was bizarrely familiar because it was soup of herself etc. This would happen both when you fed Kiyoko a soup of a person who had her role (Soup of Ezz) and when you fed Kiyoko a soup you got from targeting her (Soup of Kiyoko)
man this is confusing and i just keep editing this post
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327 Re: DISTROCTION: a fanfiction Wed Sep 21, 2016 8:34 pm
nautilus
Oh!! I figured that out once Dylan's said it tasted really familiar, but I can't believe Kiyoko's tasted like sweat and yet it was the only one that I was like "yeah this is actually not that bad"!
Was the whole "Kiyoko and nautilus" being darndahl and ezeling role-wise intentional though? I find it really hilarious haha
ALSO!!! what did the soups do. D-did they do anything
Was the whole "Kiyoko and nautilus" being darndahl and ezeling role-wise intentional though? I find it really hilarious haha
ALSO!!! what did the soups do. D-did they do anything
328 Re: DISTROCTION: a fanfiction Wed Sep 21, 2016 8:38 pm
high seraph
nautilus and Kiyoko being mafia-aligned roles was totally intentional lmao.
I actually drew a bunch of nerds before the game started and, after sign ups actually defined who the players were actually gonna be, I added whoever was missing and then wrote roles (this is why a drawing of Raie and Rasei existed even though they weren't playing. for more unused artwork pls buy the ratbook). Then the roles were assigned to the players randomly.
I actually drew a bunch of nerds before the game started and, after sign ups actually defined who the players were actually gonna be, I added whoever was missing and then wrote roles (this is why a drawing of Raie and Rasei existed even though they weren't playing. for more unused artwork pls buy the ratbook). Then the roles were assigned to the players randomly.
329 Re: DISTROCTION: a fanfiction Wed Sep 21, 2016 8:46 pm
high seraph
OK HERE ARE THE SPECIAL ACHIEVEMENTS
Btw whenever someone died, they triggered a minigame where each phase they could try to guess their Dead Number, which was a random number ranging from 1-100, and come back to life. I know this would have been so broken if anyone succeeded but NOBODY EVER DID LMAO AND I'M ACTUALLY REALLY GLAD. I'm the only person who was ever able to master Death. #sorrynotsorry
anyway, special achievements
Btw whenever someone died, they triggered a minigame where each phase they could try to guess their Dead Number, which was a random number ranging from 1-100, and come back to life. I know this would have been so broken if anyone succeeded but NOBODY EVER DID LMAO AND I'M ACTUALLY REALLY GLAD. I'm the only person who was ever able to master Death. #sorrynotsorry
- DEAD NUMBERS:
- EZZ - 76
TIKI - 57
BLAIRE - 33
ANGEL - 11
anyway, special achievements
ACHIEVMENTES!
[RUPAULS DRAG RACE EDICTION!!!]
[RUPAULS DRAG RACE EDICTION!!!]
 | SASHAY AWAY - earned by Mr. Aliss for dying on N0. |
 | NOT TODAY SATAN - earned by ninpia for being doubly protected from a NK, as she had both her bulleproof active and tiki's protection on the phase she was targeted (N1). |
 | WHERE MY PEOPLE AT??? - earned by tiki the torll, rautilus and darndahl for targeting the players that had their roles (ninpia, darndahl and kiyonko, respectively). |
 | PARTY! - earned by anglestar and Blaire, who got the closest from guessing each other’s dead number – but not their own. Angle guessed 34 while Blaire’s number was 33, and Blaire guessed 12 while angle’s number was 11. Yay teamwork…? |
 | I CRACKED THE CODE - earned by tiki the torll for being the 1st to propose a crazy theory that was ridiculously overcomplicated and that I would never be able to properly execute. Special mention to rautilus, who suggested the theory to me privately even before tiki did. |
 | COME THROUGH!!! - earned by rautilus for being the 1st to propose the theory that the roles of nautilus and Kiyoko made up the mafia team of this game, which actually turned out to be true! |
 | I NEED TO GET UP IN THIS GIG - earned by nasei, who didn't play the game but still wrote a rollover and had a cameo in a sidequest minigame. |
 | CAN I GET AN AMEN? - earned by Everyoen for actually putting up with Lucas and playing this insane and stupid little game. I had a lot of fun and I hope you guys did too! |
 | ZAC EFRON - earned by high seraph because this is my goddamn game and i am allowed to make a beautiful zac efron trophy for myself okay??!?!?! okay |
330 Re: DISTROCTION: a fanfiction Wed Sep 21, 2016 8:55 pm
high seraph
I KEEP POSTING BUT THERES JUST SO MUCH SHIT I WANT TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW ABOU THIS GAME?!?!?!?!
anwyay nasei was hiding in this post and whoever found her received... toy guns... that didn't rly do anything... i'm sorry fOR BEING A TOTAL DICK LMFAO. Tiki and Nautilus were the first and only two players that managed to find her, but Tiki never managed to use his gun :-(
anwyay nasei was hiding in this post and whoever found her received... toy guns... that didn't rly do anything... i'm sorry fOR BEING A TOTAL DICK LMFAO. Tiki and Nautilus were the first and only two players that managed to find her, but Tiki never managed to use his gun :-(
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