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DAY TWO "Boys," announces Officer Cowboy, once again revealing THE SEXISM INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM. "We have a problem. We are now past 72 hours into these shenanigans and not a single bear has been killed." "It's unBEARable," comments an officer from the crowd. "You're darn right it is," agrees Officer Cowboy, noticing the pun but REFUSING TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT. "PAWSitively terrible," adds another officer from the back of the room. "What a GRIZZLY situation," chimes a third. Officer Cowboy sighs. "Alright now y'all are just bein' sarcastic." "But we've BEARly just gotten started!" "I dunno, I agree with the chief. Puns can be a very POLARizing topic." Officer Cowboy stomps on the BROAD, GOVERNMENT-ISSUE LINOLEUM. "No more puns until you put a dead bear down on my floor," he yells, pointing down at his bear-free floor. He does not growl or roar, because he is not a BEAR. No sooner have the words left his larynx when two gunshots echo out. A heavy weight falls to the floor with a rather ursine cry of pain. The nearest officers remove the SWAT helmet from the fallen officer to reveal not a normal human face, but a FURRY BEAR SNOUT. "I believe," remarks the gunman in the ensuing stunned silence, "you will find that I now have the necessary KOALAfications." |
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INTERMISSION Officer Cowboy's phone vibrates in his pocket. He draws it the way one would draw a pistol from a holster. His phone case is shaped like a gun. He is very AMERICAN. "Whoops, sorry boys," Officer Cowboy says, after reading the text. "Seems like there was a clerical error." "Whoops, I'm dead now. ;v;" says ALCASYNC, with exactly that phrasing. |
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