The radio tower was everything a radio tower ought to be: a tall, Promethean spire extending into the void above. Carlos stepped back, hands on his hips, to admire his own handiwork and also to watch and see if it would fall over if the wind blew too hard.
The wind blew.
It did not fall over.
Inordinately pleased with himself, the scientist made his way back to his makeshift lab next to Cid’s Accessory Shop for a change of clothing, and for the next stage of his project.
And so it was that Carlos, now dressed in a business casual lab coat, as opposed to the informal weekend lab coat he was wearing earlier, returned to the plaza. Cecil was, conveniently, right where he’d left him by the top of the stairs. With the air of a man trying to hide a radio transmitter behind his back so as not to spoil the surprise for his radio host boyfriend, Carlos hid the radio transmitter behind his back so as not to spoil the surprise for his radio host boyfriend.
He cleared his throat.
“I want to preface this by saying that my phone, you know how it was oozing bodily fluids earlier? Well, it’s progressed to a level of sentience akin to a small and angry chihuahua, and it ate all the leftover beef stew and also one of your scarves before I was able to trap it under a spaghetti strainer in the living room. So I’m going to need you to take a look at it, or maybe call Best Buy or something. I would call Best Buy myself, but my phone is currently growling and barking and also trapped beneath a spaghetti strainer.
“So I wasn’t able to go with my original coat-hanger-and-beef-stew plan for the radio station, but I did manage to come up with a reasonable and far more portable alternative.” With this, Carlos produced from behind his back a radio transmitter that was as light as air, and resembled air in all other qualities as well. “It’s made from that leftover slice of invisible, non-corporeal, and tasteless carrot cake we brought back from Gino’s and then never actually ate because we forgot it was there. I know that cake was kind of old, but don’t worry, I made sure it still works. I tested it thoroughly before coming here, because, you know, I am a scientist and all.
“So um.” It was usually at this point that Carlos would end with something like, ‘Happy birthday,’ or ‘Happy anniversary,’ or even ‘Congratulations on surviving Street Cleaning Day,’ but there actually was no occasion here to be celebrated. “So um,” he concluded finally, figuring Cecil would know what he meant.