Gakuen Mafia EP09-12 [µfia end] [ENG SUB]

Kotakia wrote:if i didn't have to be up at 5 to go spend 2 days in a marsh starting at 9, i'd be shitfaced rn lbr

hell might be drunk tomorrow night, we just don't know.

(glad i'm in detention tbh b/c the wifi at LUMCON is crap)


CURE YOU LITERALLY SAID YOU WERE DRUNK IN GAMES AND I WOULD WATCH YOU DRUNK ON TUMBLR

Real talk, I have drunk tumblrd, but I don't think I've ever drunk mafiad? Not that I can remember, anyway. I don't get drunk very frequently. unless it was like super recently like last year or something because I was probably drunk maybe three times in my life before that.

what the fuck, dolphins

So, I googled, "what the fuck dolphins."

Thank you Kotakia I really appreciate it also and just listen to me here but like if you're close enough to take a good picture then you're proooobably close enough to punch it just sayin.

TIKI YOU CENSOR THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW

ILLEGAL

ILLEGAL

ALCA SENSEIIIIIII TIKI'S BEIN NASTY AGAIN FIX HIM

ALCA SENSEI TIKI'S DRINKING AND POSTING NASTY GIFS THE EVILS OF ALCOHOL YOU PREACHED ABOUT WERE TRUE YOU WEREN'T JUST BULLSHITTING US

You! are all! underage students!

and also probably not of age to consent with dophins

-intense alca sensei flashbacks- Those were good times. I miss her. rip alcasensei

Google wrote:...one study of a population [of bottle-nose dolphins] off Sarasota, Florida indicated an average lifespan of 20 years or less.

Clearly the age of consent for dolphinkind is probably much lower than for humankind.

EDIT: Also had some wine tonight, though. not. drunk; at least I'm sober enough to bake cookies right now. Just thought it was important to join in on the broadcasting of relative BAC level, since that's what everyone seems to be doing.

I'm ab adult and no cna v e trusted with acohil. Also thanks air contest for being my griend.

"Meanwhile, here's a troll that knows his limits. A couple tall shots of Blackheart, that'll do me."

"Ye caa yoorselves blooter'd? Yoo're hardly tipsy! When ye cannae min' yer bludy nam ur fa yer maw is, 'en i'll believe yoo're blooter'd, but till 'en, pike aff wi' thes weak jobbie! Ye can still fin' th' keyboard, sae ye cannae be 'at blooter'd!

"Also, dolphins ur creepy rapists. Ah dorn think age ay consent coonts fur th' aggressur. jist sayin'. Creepy prehensile penis-havin' fuckers."