IKEA UPICK MAFIA [the end]

o.o WHO KILLED POOR INNOCENT FRANK! WHO? WHO WAS JEALOUS ENOUGH TO BURN HIM TO A CRISP? WHAT DID FRANK EVER DID YOU, MAFIA? :<(


EDIT: WHO WAS FRANK ANYWAY?

VOTE TALLEY

Rasei: Tiki
Kiyoko: chinomi
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Tiki x1
chinomi x1

VOTE: TIKI, AFTER HE IS ALWAYS TROLLING US BY BEING LYNCHPROOF... HUMPF

WAIT ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TRYING TO SAY THAT CAN ONLY SPEAK IN PICTURES? HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DEFEND YOURSELF? WAIT IS THAT LAST PHOTO SAYING THAT YOU APPROVE OF MY VOTE? ARG! THIS IS MAKING *BEEPING* HEAD HURT!

Was Frank a NPC or a player?

Who murdered the poor, poor cabinet?

Why must Tiki speak in pictures. And is that a orange or something else.
'hands in face

ARGH!!!! I FORGOT TO BOLD MY VOTE! NO WONDER HE MADE FUN OF ME! VOTE:TIKI


SAMMY< LEARN YOUR FRUITS! THAT IS A GRAPEFRUIT!

WHY WOULD ANYONE DO SUCH A THING. OH LUKE, THIS IS WORSE THAN UNCLE OWEN AND AUNT BERU. HOW COULD ANYONE TAKE FRANK AWAY FROM JIMMY. HE WAS TOO YOUNG. tOO YOUNG AND stiLL SMELLING OF THE FOREST.

NOW POOR JIMMY IS ALONE LIKE ME. ;A; I'M SO SORRY JIM. YOU'LL HAVE TO KEEP YOUR SPIRITS UP. THERE'LL BE NO WINE-ING, I'LL Not ALLOW IT. ALSO WE WILL NOT HAVE CAKE TO REMEMBER YOUR BROTHER. THERE WILL BE NO CAKE.

NO, I SAID NO CAKE. WHO PROMISED YOU CAKE? THAT PERSON WAS DEFINITELY LYING.

Me cago en la leche! I forgot to take my meds!
Me cago en la leche! I forgot to take my meds!
Me cago en la leche! I forgot to take my meds!

i feel like im having a fever dream re: this thread

Do everyone have some kind of typing quirk besides me?

Am  I all alone in not having one?

Can someone vocaroo sing me at least five seconds of singing me a song about lingonberry syrup using the tune of Show me the meaning of being lonely by the Backstreet Boys?


Or using the tune of any other Backstreet Boys song you prefer?

Juan vota: chinomi.

Juan tiene mucha confianza en su voto.

rude

Vote: JIMMY IT CAN'YT BE A COINCIDENCE JIM'S BROTHER IS DEAD. JIMMY MUST HAVE BETRAYED HIM. HOW COULD YOU DO THAT JIMMY

RASEI wrote:JEEZEES, HIGH SERAPH, COULD YOU AT LEAST STOP SAY F****? THERE MIGHT BE CHILDREN READING THE FORUMS. AND MAYBE BE A LITTLE BIT PATIENT? MAFIA HASN'T EVEN KILLED ANYBODY YET.

FUCKING GROW UP, KIDS. THE WORLD WON'T WAIT FOR YOU.

CHINOMI wrote:FRANK THE CABINET HAS DIED.
WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS? NOT A SINGLE CREAK WAS HEARD OTHERWISE.

NOW, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS FUCKING WASTE OF TIME? GOOD RIDDANCE TBH AND GOODBYE FRANK, WE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW YOU. WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU WERE TOWN. FUCK YOU, FRANK. MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU ALL UP TO DURING THE NIGHT? I WAS RUNNING AROUND THE PLACE LOOKING FOR MAFIA UNDER THE TABLES AND INSIDE THE DRAWERS, BUT I GUESS NO ONE ELSE IS INTERESTED IN FINDING THESE BAD PIECES OF FURNITURE EXCEPT FOR ME. TO BE FRANK (AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE SHITTY CABINET THAT FUCKING UP AND DIED ON US WITHOUT ANY EXPLANATION) EVEN THE MAFIA IS USELESS IN THIS GAME. ARE THEY NOT HOLDING THE (->) BUTTON? THEY'LL PROBABLY NEVER WIN. WHICH IS EQUAL PARTS COOL AND LAME. EITHER WAY I THINK WE SHOULD REMOVE SOME PIECE OF FURNITURE FROM THE STORE IN ORDER TO MAKE THINGS FASTER.

SO, WHO'S IT GONNA BE? NOT LIKE I CARE, YOU'RE ALL ON THE SAME LEVEL OF FUCKING GODAWFUL ANYWAY SO I'M OK WITH SENDING WHICHEVER ONE OF YOU TO STORAGE. BUT I'M GONNA MAKE A (VERY QUICK) EFFORT TO DETERMINE WHO IS THE SHITTIEST ONE HERE AND, THEREFORE, THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE DISPOSED OF FIRST.

SO WE HAVE FUCKING TIKI, WHO APPARENTLY IS UNABLE OF SPEAKING. VOTE: FUCKING TIKI TBH. I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS WHOLE EXERCISE THAT I PROPOSED IS USELESS AND THAT I AM PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF DECIDING WHO TO VOTE FOR FAST. AFTER ALL, IS HIS SPEECH IMPEDIMENT EVEN REAL? (IT IS NOT.) WHAT KIND OF STUPID TYPING QUIRK WOULD RENDER A PLAYER COMPLETELY UNABLE OF SPECULATING? TIKI IF YOU CAN TALK ONLY THROUGH IMAGES, PLEASE PULL A FUCKING .JPG FROM MS PAINT AND FUCKING DRAW US AN EXPLANATION. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT? GOTTA GO FUCKING FAST.

FUCKING CURE IS THE PERSON I DETEST THE LEAST IN THIS GAME ATM. NOBODY TOUCH HER FOR NOW BECAUSE HER PRESENCE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESN'T IMMEDIATELY INFURIATE ME. WIPE THE FUCKING SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE CURE, I CAN CHANGE MY MIND ANY FUCKING 0,3 MILISECOND. FUCKING JUANYOKO, THOUGH? SPEAK ENGLISH, THIS ISN'T A SHITTY MEXICAN SOAP OPERA. I HAVE REASONS TO NOT MAKE ANY IMMEDIATE CONCLUSIONS ABOUT JUANYOKO FOR NOW, BECAUSE I FRANKLY (NOT THE FUCKING CABINET) THINK THAT SHE MIGHT BE RELATED TO FRANK (YES THE FUCKING CABINET), FOR A COUPLE OF REASONS I DON'T WANT TO DISCLOSE AT THE MOMENT BECAUSE I HAVE NO FUCKING TIME TO WASTE ON THIS MATTER. CHAIRFIA IS USELESS, THAT MUCH HAS ALREADY BEEN ESTABLISHED. WHAT KIND OF ROLE COULD A CHAIR EVEN HAVE IN THIS GAME? YOU CAN'T EVEN PRESS THE (->) BUTTON TO GO FAST. AND RASEI HASN'T BEEN TOTALLY USELESS (YET), WHAT WITH HER LIST OF POSSIBLE CLAIMS. AND LET'S NOT EVEN TALK ABOUT SAMMIE IN THIS STORE, OK, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS SAMMIE DOING.